HONEST OSCAR POSTERS
If 2020's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
Movie Feature
Ali Gray,
Becky Suter,
Matt Looker
13th January 2020
It's the tenth annual iteration of what's fast becoming our only feature - that's right, it's time for another round of 'If Movie Posters Told The Truth' with me, your increasingly cynical host! We'll be right back after these messages!
As dictators tighten their grip on their nuclear footballs and climate change continues to melt the planet, more and more people are looking to movies for guidance, like how Green Book taught us all how to be slightly less racist. To that, I say this: you idiots, you fucking clowns. Movies know nothing. Movies are dumber than heck. Movies sit there like dorks while I change their titles to mock them, and year after year I face no repercussions. I have forced the movies tell the truth, even though the concept of truth is now meaningless. I'm writing on the face of God. Does that make me God? Yes, yes it does. Don't worry, no one ever reads these bits. Enjoy the posters!
[Sudden serious voice] Please donate a small monthly amount to our site Patreon because these took me about 12 hours and I haven't seen my kids since Friday morning.
If you would like to share these posters on your site, please be so kind as to only replicate a selection and not the whole set, leave the watermarks on and credit/link back TheShiznit.co.uk. Thanks!
Nominated for: Best Picture, Supporting Actress, Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Production Design, Film Editing

Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Cinematography, Original Screenplay, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Original Score, Production Design, Film Editing, Visual Effects

Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Leading Actor, Cinematography, Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Original Score, Film Editing, Makeup and Hairstyling

Nominated for: Best Picture, Leading Actor, Leading Actress, Supporting Actress, Original Screenplay, Original Score

Nominated for: Best Picture, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Film Editing

Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Supporting Actor, Cinematography, Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Production Design, Film Editing, Visual Effects

Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Leading Actor, Supporting Actor, Cinematography, Original Screenplay, Costume Design, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Production Design

Nominated for: Original Screenplay

Nominated for: Visual Effects

Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Best International Feature Film, Original Screenplay, Production Design, Film Editing

Nominated for: Leading Actress, Supporting Actress, Makeup and Hairstyling

Nominated for: Best Picture, Leading Actress, Supporting Actress, Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Original Score

Nominated for: Leading Actress, Makeup and Hairstyling

Hustlers



If you're interested in purchasing hi-res unwatermarked downloads of these posters, please contact us at The Happy Little Print Shop.
Support Us

Follow Us
Recent Highlights
-
Review: Jackass Forever is a healing balm for our bee-stung ballsack world
Movie Review
-
Review: Black Widow adds shades of grey to the most interesting Avenger
Movie Review
-
Review: Fast & Furious 9 is a bloodless blockbuster Scalextric
Movie Review
-
Review: Wonder Woman 1984 is here to remind you about idiot nonsense cinema
Movie Review
-
Review: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm arrives on time, but is it too little, or too much?
Movie Review
Advertisement
And The Rest
-
Review: The Creator is high-end, low-tech sci-fi with middling ambitions
Movie Review
-
Review: The Devil All The Time explores the root of good ol' American evil
Movie Review
-
Review: I'm Thinking Of Ending Things is Kaufman at his most alienating
Movie Review
-
Review: The Babysitter: Killer Queen is a sequel that's stuck in the past
Movie Review
-
Review: The Peanut Butter Falcon is more than a silly nammm peanut butter
Movie Review
-
Face The Music: The Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey soundtrack is most outstanding
Movie Feature
-
Review: Tenet once again shows that Christopher Nolan is ahead of his time
Movie Review
-
Review: Project Power hits the right beats but offers nothing new
Movie Review
-
Marvel's Cine-CHAT-ic Universe: Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Movie Feature
-
Review: Host is a techno-horror that dials up the scares
Movie Review