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If trashy movies had classy posters
Movie Feature
Ali
3rd January 2012
It's awards season, and every film has to appear extra classy to get noticed. But what of vampire movies, Sylvester Stallone action vehicles and blockbusters based on board games? How to market them?
This is all well and good for serious dramas, but how does the humble action movie get noticed? Here's what I propose: take your gun-toting, vampire-slaying, universe-saving heroes and slap them on a classy-ass poster to grab the attention of the cinephiles. Look how easy it is...

In the style of The Artist - click image for full-size picture

In the style of J. Edgar - click image for full-size picture

In the style of You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger - click image for full-size picture

In the style of We Need To Talk About Kevin - click image for full-size picture

In the style of Martha Marcy May Marlene - click image for full-size picture

In the style of Shame - click image for full-size picture

In the style of A Dangerous Method - click image for full-size picture

In the style of The Tree Of Life - click image for full-size picture

In the style of Martha Marcy May Marlene - click image for full-size picture

In the style of The Iron Lady - click image for full-size picture

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