Irony alert: Poster for the Transporter film that breaks its own first rule

Matt Looker

22nd March 2015

No Jason Statham? No deal. Oh wait, unless we abide by Rule #2 because then that doesn't matter, right? I'm so confused. Sod it, let's just follow Rule #3 too and not bother to see this.

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