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Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind
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Because really, when have we ever passed up an opportunity to shit all over Twilight?
Frankly, when we saw the new, final poster for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2; Appendix (a), it wasn't a question of what we could Photoshop the cast running away from, it was WHY AREN'T WE PHOTOSHOPPING THIS RIGHT NOW?

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Now that is some top quality fake-running. Congrats to R-Patz, K-Stew and T-Lautz for their poise and grace while posing for this poster. Here it is, then: possibly the last ever instalment of The Twilight Defacement Project. Thanks to @spliggle and to @mr_nugent for their contributions.
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