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New Bourne Legacy poster features extended armery
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26th July 2012
A new poster for The Bourne Legacy has surfaced in Japan, but Jeremy Renner's limbs look completely out of proportion. Naturally we booted up Photoshop to make things right.

So, I have to ask... what's with the giant right arm, Mr Bourne Replacement? Is it a genetic mutation to better allow you to pimp-slap information out of government agents? Or, more likely, is it just totally shit Photoshop? First of all, let's remove those black bars to get a better idea of his arm-size.

Yeah, it's clinically immense. He could practically scratch his feet without bending over. Reed Richards would look at that arm and be all like "Damn, that's a big arm." Because I'm both the hero movie posters deserve and the one they need right now, I used my Photoshop skills to even them out. You're welcome, Universal. Call me any time.

Wait, something's not right here. I may have Photoshopped the wrong arm. It looks... better? A bit less lopsided, perhaps? Hmm, still needs work to bring everything into proportion. One last little tinker, and...

Nailed it.

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