Prepare for the most ridiculously sincere blockbuster of the year

Ali Gray

21st October 2013

Remember when movies about chosen ones and intergalactic wars and space aliens used to be fun? Everyone in Ender's Game is desperately trying not to laugh at Ben Kingsley's face. Cheer up you miserable shits.

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