The 7 saddest details on the IMDb page for John Travolta's new movie

John Travolta is doing great, thanks for asking internet! Why, here are some details on his latest project, Gummy Bear 3D The Movie, an animated adaptation of a German internet meme! It looks like a fun-filled romp for all the family and also A PIT OF DESPAIR, WEEP ALL YE WHO VIEW THIS IMDB PAGE.

The poster


Is this a Pixar production? I think if it was a Pixar production they'd have their logo on it. I can't tell from the quality of the graphics because they could easily be created by Pixar, and the character work looks first rate, but because there is no Pixar logo on this I'm going to assume it is not a Pixar production. Maybe it's a DreamWorks film.
The synopsis

This synopsis has everything: a beginning, a middle, an end, a syntax error and a vegetarian vampire bat. Would watch!
The ENTIRE CAST

Oh god this was a Travolta family passion project and they probably all talked about their hopes for it over dinner.
The 'People Who Also Like This Liked...' section


BRB, putting this on my Netflix Instant queue.
The full storyline


"Cupcake the cupcake".
The sole trivia entry


This all seems to be in order.
The message boards


Okay, I kind of do genuinely want to see this now.
Bonus Wikipedia Gummifact
"I'm a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song)" is a novelty dance song by Gummibär, in reference to the gummy bear, a type of bear-shaped candy originating Germany. It was written by German composer Christian Schneider and released by its label Gummybear International. The song was first released in Hungary, where it spent eight months as number 1."

eight months as number 1


eight months as number 1


eight months as number 1


EDIT: Apparently this is a total scam and Travolta's agent claims the actor "does not know what's going on". Insert joke here.