The best of #ThorInLondon

The release of the first teaser for Thor: The Dark World revealed that one of the film's thrilling locations was ye olde London Town, home of this very blog what it is that you are reading. Taking my cue from this flimsy starting point, I achieved a lifelong ambition by creating a Twitter hashtag that didn't die a death within five minutes: #ThorInLondon. And then, to push my luck even further, I made a whole blog post out of it. Coming soon, Thor In London: The Movie Of The Blog Post Of The Hashtag Of The Trailer Of The Movie.

I kicked things off...

Thor in the back of a black cab, arguing with the driver about the quickest way to St Pancras #ThorInLondon

— Neil Alcock (@IncredibleSuit) April 23, 2013

And the other Shiznit guys followed...

Thor loses a whole hour on the escalators in the Trocadero. #ThorInLondon

— Ali Gray@The_Shiznit (@The_Shiznit) April 23, 2013

Thor very disappointed with Elephant & Castle. #ThorInLondon

— Luke Whiston (@LukeWhiston) April 23, 2013

Thor in a Citroen Saxo queuing to get out of the O2 car park having picked up his daughter from a One Direction concert. #ThorInLondon

— Ed @LittleBigPicture (@LittleBigPicUK) April 23, 2013

Thor spots Boris Johnson in Westminster and, mistaking him for a Dark Elf, kills him instantly. #ThorInLondon

— Ali Gray@The_Shiznit (@The_Shiznit) April 23, 2013

After that it was simply a matter of hoping somebody would play along, preferably Tom Hiddleston. But that didn't happen, so I had to make do with this lot. Let the twilarity commence!

Thor walks into Hamleys and proclaims "do I look to be in a gaming mood?" before walking straight back out #ThorInLondon

— Jack Markham (@str8edgesprint) April 23, 2013

Thor taking up an extra seat on the tube by leaving Mjolnir on it. #ThorInLondon

— Seb Patrick (@sebpatrick) April 23, 2013

Thor getting annoyed at people who stand on the left on a tube escalator #ThorInLondon

— Ian Sandwell (@ian_sandwell) April 23, 2013

Thor getting his cape stuck in the door just as the tube is leaving #ThorInLondon

— natalie holt (@missnvholt) April 23, 2013

Thor allows passengers to exit the tube carriage before attempting to enter, is left behind on platform #ThorInLondon

— L.M. Haworth (@lmhaworth) April 23, 2013

Thor getting his cape tangled in a conga of Spanish schoolchildren while crossing the road near Trafalgar Square #ThorInLondon

— Eamonn Griffin (@eamonngriffin) April 23, 2013

"THOR MINDS NO GAP. THE GAP MINDS THOR!" #ThorInLondon

— i-Flicks.net (@iFlicks) April 23, 2013

@the_shiznit "Garfunkels, you say? Tonight men, we dine in HELL!" #ThorInLondon

— Becky Suter (@Becky_Super) April 23, 2013

Thor having flashbacks to being tricked by Loki as he rides alone in a London Eye capsule. #ThorInLondon

— Wesley Williams (@wideawakewesley) April 23, 2013

Thor still sniggers at 'Cockfosters'. #ThorInLondon

— Dan Pryce (@DanPryce) April 23, 2013

Thor smites The Dominion after enduring We Will Rock You. "What is this pitiful capering? Have at thee!" #ThorInLondon

— Proposition John (@johnwarrender) April 23, 2013

And because I am such an unbearable arse, here's the one I was most pleased with:

Thor disappointed by the lack of people capable of fixing Mjölnir in Hammersmith #ThorInLondon

— Neil Alcock (@IncredibleSuit) April 23, 2013

What? It's my blog, I'll do what I like. Right Ali?