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The movie poster tagline that needs to die in a fire
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Matt Looker
13th January 2014
Need an enigmatic movie poster tagline that suggests danger, conspiracy and an underdog-type thriller? Then we have the three words for you! (Terms and conditions apply. Offer not available for exclusivity).
And, just to prove it, here's a look at all of the other posters that have chosen to sell their film with the same vague concept of generic paranoia.
SPOILER: Both Kevin Costner and Keira Knightley turn out to be bad guys. Probably. At least that's what the tagline suggests.
Trust no one. Not even Ron Weasley, who, in this picture, has been killed and stuffed in a compartment of that tube carriage.
DiCaprio can smell the distrust.
"The film's called Paranoia. What tagline can we come up w- no, wait, nevermind. I got it."
Look at those dead eyes. Nicolas Cage hasn't trusted anyone for a very long time.
Hint: you don't need the first sentence if that's your second sentence.
Wait, when did they make a film about those Bond film silhouette girls?
This is the most unassuming tagline I have ever seen on a poster. Like it was added as an afterthought with a typewriter.
From this poster, I can tell that the film is about... a group... and a woman... and not trusting people. Good one, marketing team.
Who cares about the tagline - I want to be watching this film RIGHT NOW.
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