Your complete guide to every single one of Chucklevision's 292 episodes

This week we bade farewell to a true titan of entertainment: rest in peace, Barry Chuckle. I have already started seeing badly drawn Facebook memes posted in your honour.

I was genuinely sad to hear that Barry Elliot, known professionally as Barry Chuckle, passed away at the age of 73. Like many, I grew up watching him and his brother Paul fart-arsing around like children, making merriment and being silly for the entertainment of others. What I was surprised to hear was that their flagship show, Chucklevision, ran between 1987 and 2009, racking up 292 episodes. TWO. HUNDRED. AND. NINETY. TWO. EPISODES. That, that, is commitment to a bit. Barry and Paul Chuckle made 292 episodes of quality television off the back of five minutes of material.

Of course, there's no online record of these 292 episodes, given that they began airing before the invention of the internet. Wherefore art thou, Wikipedia plot synopses? Where is the record of Chucklevision canon? How are we supposed to know who Barry and Paul are? What's their back story? What's their whole deal? For the first time, to honour the memory of Barry Chuckle, I give my gift to the world: a full recap of the events of all 292 episodes and 22 years of Chucklevision. You're welcome, world. You're welcome.
Episode #001:
Barry and Paul move a cupboard up some stairs

Episode #002:
Barry and Paul move the same cupboard back down the stairs after realising it was the wrong cupboard

Episode #003:
Barry and Paul move the same cupboard back upstairs after finally realising their initial cupboard diagnosis was correct

Episode #004:
Barry and Paul organise a garden party before realising they don't have a garden, any party supplies, or any friends

Episode #005:
Barry and Paul attempt to steal a Rembrandt

Episode #006:
Barry and Paul get into an argument about crisps

Episode #007:
Barry and Paul watch the Silent Witness boxset

Episode #008:
Barry and Paul push a bathtub up a hill for reasons they can't recall

Episode #009
Barry and Paul accidentally end up becoming feminists

Episode #010:
Barry gets married to a woman Paul hints that he may have previously had an intense sexual encounter with

Episode #011:
Barry gets divorced and Paul marries his ex-wife

Episode #012:
Barry and Paul get into an argument with a neighbour about their liberal use of the f-word

Episode #013:
Barry and Paul adopt a child from Cambodia but leave it in a bathtub which rolls down a hill

Episode #014:
Barry and Paul shelter from an apocalyptic nuclear blast but can't help bickering

Episode #015:
Barry and Paul argue the various merits of the Fast & Furious franchise

Episode #016:
Barry changes his name to Paul but forgets to tell Paul to change his name to Barry and briefly forgets who he is

Episode #017:
Barry and Paul have existential crises

Episode #018:
Barry and Paul try and throw an apple in a jug

Episode #019:
Barry and Paul wind up performing a christening but fail to declare their Satanist beliefs to the vicar, with hilarious consequences

Episode #020:
Barry and Paul capture a live pigeon but realise it has nothing they want

Episode #021:
Barry and Paul attempt a skydive but crash the plane, causing 280 fatalities

Episode #022:
Barry and Paul visit a farm where they each punch a horse

Episode #023:
Barry and Paul can't shake the feeling that something isn't right about that upstairs wardrobe

Episode #024:
Barry and Paul win a baking competition by systematically eroding the confidence of their competitors

Episode #025:
Barry and Paul are loathed to pay an additional 5p for a Tesco Bag For Life given the sheer volume of them they already have at home

Episode #026:
Barry washes Paul's hair but Paul refuses to return the favour

Episode #027:
Paul wonders aloud why his name is never the first to be read

Episode #028:
Barry and Paul read The Sunday Times from cover to cover

Episode #029:
Barry and Paul re-enact the plot of the movie Predator for a class of horrified 6-year-olds

Episode #030:
Barry and Paul realise that, actually, the cupboard they moved upstairs was the wrong cupboard after all

Episode #031:
Barry and Paul test drive a brand new Ford Mondeo but crash the car, causing 280 fatalities

Episode #032:
Barry and Paul murder a tramp

Episode #033:
Barry and Paul develop a sixth sense known as 'Chucklevision' which they use to spy on the ladies changing room at the swimming pool

Episode #034:
Barry accidentally refers to chips as 'fries' and has to suffer a 15-minute lecture from Paul on the importance of the correct use of the English language

Episode #035:
Barry and Paul wake up to find themselves trapped in a rotating cube maze, with each six-sided room laced with deadly traps and puzzles

Episode #036:
Barry and Paul dress up like old-timey chimney sweeps just because they can

Episode #037:
Barry and Paul have an argument in the cereal aisle in Aldi

Episode #038:
Barry castigates Paul for asking when Halloween is

Episode #039:
Barry and Paul break into a church to shame a priest

Episode #040:
Barry and Paul organise a breakdancing contest for pale young boys

Episode #041:
Barry and Paul climb a tree then get stuck up a tree then the tree gets cut down then the episode just ends

Episode #042:
Barry and Paul place bets on which one of them can yell loudest out the window at passing dogs

Episode #043:
Barry and Paul learn to play the piano in Italian

Episode #044:
Barry and Paul discover a new chemical element which they dub Chucklonium

Episode #045:
Barry and Paul discuss the relative impact the policies of Tony Blair and New Labour had on 1990s Britain, with guest commentators Chumbawumba

Episode #046:
Barry and Paul cook a Sunday roast for their new boss and his wife but set fire to the kitchen, causing 280 fatalities

Episode #047:
Barry and Paul attempt to rebuild their lives after the fire

Episode #048:
Paul gets divorced and marries Barry in an ill-fated tax scam

Episode #049:
Barry and Paul chase a scantily-clad young girl around the house to comedic music in a grotesque parody of 1970s-era sexism

Episode #050:
Barry gets bang into smack while Paul gets cunted on pills

Episode #051:
Barry and Paul hijack a town hall meeting with their local MP to make it all about themselves

Episode #052:
Barry and Paul get a dog or something

Episode #053:
Barry and Paul invest in the futures market but lose all their money in a Ponzi scheme, leaving Paul to seriously consider suicide

Episode #054:
Barry and Paul win the lottery, which fundamentally changes who they are as people forever

Episode #055:
Barry spends a whole week learning how to play 'Bullet in the Head' by Rage Against The Machine on the guitar, while Paul does nothing

Episode #056:
Barry and Paul go to Mozambique to film a charity video for Comic Relief but misjudge the tone, forcing producers to scrap the segment

Episode #057:
Barry and Paul consider monetising their wacky antics

Episode #058:
Barry and Paul open up a market stall to peddle their wares but anger local traders by using outdated colloquialisms and wearing silly hats

Episode #059:
Barry and Paul accidentally create a weaponised strain of the Ebola virus while microwaving a dead monkey

Episode #060:
Barry and Paul get some odd looks from friends when they suddenly start wearing Ramones t-shirts, despite never having previously showed interest in the music of The Ramones

Episode #061:
Barry and Paul return to Mozambique to get Paul's jacket

Episode #062:
Barry and Paul try and fail to launch their own frozen yoghurt franchise

Episode #063:
Barry and Paul each fall down open manhole covers within days of one another

Episode #064:
Barry and Paul enjoy an incident-free journey to see family in Rhyl, with zero shenanigans or zany schemes to ruin their enjoyment of a perfect day

Episode #065:
Barry and Paul rank the Pringles

Episode #066:
Barry and Paul bite the bullet and finally open a joint bank account, consolidating all their bills and outgoing expenses

Episode #067:
Barry and Paul find themselves running a moderately successful leisure club in the north of England in what they will later realise is a rip-off of The Brittas Empire

Episode #068:
Barry is offended when Paul laughs at his bold new red-rimmed glasses because he thought they were prop spectacles for a sketch

Episode #069:
Barry and Paul have lamb mince for tea

Episode #070:
Barry and Paul spurn the chance of a membership at the big country club by unwittingly exposing their genitals to a board member on a windy day

Episode #071:
Barry and Paul get lost in a K hole for three days

Episode #072:
Barry and Paul offend patrons of their local pub by selecting songs on the jukebox that are not in keeping with the convivial tone of the establishment

Episode #073:
Barry and Paul realise people are laughing at them, not with them

Episode #074:
Barry and Paul loudly complain about the lack of air-conditioning in their local cinema in earshot of the manager, whom they mistakenly hope will give them a refund

Episode #075:
Barry accidents glues Paul's bollocks to his leg (to Barry's leg)

Episode #076:
Barry and Paul discuss potentially buying a new sofa before deciding their current one still has a few years of good use in it yet

Episode #077:
Barry and Paul assume they can skateboard

Episode #078:
Barry and Paul just stay in and have a quiet one

Episode #079:
Barry and Paul struggle to post an Instagram Story about their daily antics

Episode #080:
Barry and Paul go on holiday in Majorca where they accidentally convince a local crime boss they are British gangsters looking to intercept a shipment of gold bullion

Episode #081:
Barry professes a desire to own a gun but Paul isn't into it

Episode #082:
Barry and Paul miss out on a big promotion when they're caught doing an impression of a "Chinaman" at a company away day

Episode #083:
Barry and Paul wake up, causing 280 fatalities

Episode #084:
Barry and Paul attend a music festival but get bummed out by the fact they're at least 40 years older than everyone else there and all the beer costs £6 a pint

Episode #085:
Barry and Paul try to flirt with their new female neighbour Pauline but seriously overstep the fucking line

Episode #086:
Barry and Paul get mugged off by a newsagent who assumes they don't want their 1p change from their purchase of a 1-litre bottle of Sunny D

Episode #087:
Barry and Paul talk social media strategy

Episode #088:
Barry and Paul go dogging

Episode #089:
Barry and Paul go joyriding

Episode #090:
Barry and Paul go to jail

Episode #091:
Barry and Paul go insane

Episode #092:
Barry and Paul go to Chessington World of Adventures

Episode #093:
Barry and Paul set a flamingo on fire because it is too beautiful

Episode #094:
Barry and Paul convert to Judaism even though their hearts aren't really in it

Episode #095:
Barry and Paul stare idly out of their living room window, wondering when, when is it going to be their time to shine

Episode #096:
Barry and Paul visit Great Ormond Street Hospital unannounced in an attempt to cheer up terminally ill children, but their unplanned appearance causes chaos on the wards, leading to embarrassing scenes as care workers have to ask them to leave

Episode #097:
Barry and Paul attempt to write a Christmas single but efforts are hampered by Paul half-watching an episode of Police, Camera, Action! on ITV4

Episode #098:
Barry and Paul get drawn into a legal battle with their older brothers after they attempted to trade off the revered Chuckle brand

Episode #099:
Barry and Paul go on a mandatory management training course where they learn nothing

Episode #100:
Barry and Paul are forced to get a new carpet after Anthea Turner trod dog shit all over their last one

Episode #101:
Barry and Paul transcend this mortal plane

Episode #102:
Barry and Paul attempt to rebrand themselves as 'Bazzy C and Chucky P' with predictable results

Episode #103:
Barry and Paul invite Jehova's Witnesses into their house for slightly too long

Episode #104:
Barry and Paul have a legitimate falling out over the correct order one should assemble a jam scone

Episode #105:
Barry and Paul shock onlookers by calling a group of youths outside their front garden "cunts"

Episode #106:
Barry and Paul moonlight as DJs for children's parties despite the fact they hate kids

Episode #107:
Barry and Paul inadvertently anger an orangutan at the zoo

Episode #108:
Barry and Paul and Neil Buchanan off Art Attack go to Bruges for a mad boys weekend but Paul, drunken on powerful European wheat beer, upsets the locals in their hotel bar by making an ill-advised joke about paedophiles, causing Neil to fly home early to protect his brand

Episode #109:
Barry and Paul get rid of all their possessions in a moment of selflessness before realising that all their stuff was in there

Episode #110:
Barry and Paul make snide comments behind Andi Peters' back

Episode #111:
Barry and Paul go to the MegaBowl on Friday night without booking a lane in advance

Episode #112:
Barry and Paul learn the Bolero

Episode #113:
Barry announces he's making himself Director of Marketing of Chuckle Enterprises but Paul, as the majority shareholder, vetoes the decision

Episode #114:
Barry and Paul learn about World War II in their own irrepressible way

Episode #115:
Barry and Paul come to blows after a disagreement about Palestine

Episode #116:
Barry and Paul run out of avocados

Episode #117:
Barry discovers his ex-wife has still been using his Netflix profile

Episode #118:
Barry and Paul are joined by ex-BBC newsreader Peter Sissons for reasons they can't remember but that presumably made sense at the time

Episode #119:
Barry reveals he's not actually Paul's older brother but his father

Episode #120:
Barry reveals that he's not actually Paul's father, it was just a sincerely regrettable joke that got out of hand

Episode #121:
Barry and Paul eat the best scrambled eggs of their lives

Episode #122:
Barry and Paul discuss the concept of sovereignty

Episode #123:
Barry and Paul find out that Shane Richie has been talking shit about them behind their back

Episode #124:
Barry finds out that Paul voted Leave

Episode #125:
Barry and Paul each independently attend a Chucklevision reunion but discover on arrival it's just the two of them

Episode #126:
Barry and Paul stare at a woman on a bus

Episode #127:
Barry and Paul liquidate Chuckle Enterprises and are forced to lay off 280 employees

Episode #128:
Barry and Paul become infuriated by a sarcastic parrot who knows more about the history of comedy than they do

Episode #129:
Paul attends anger management training on Barry's request

Episode #130:
Barry and Paul consider writing a book about their various cupboard issues over the years

Episode #131:
Barry and Paul meet Pierce Brosnan in a lift but embarrass themselves by calling him "Piers"

Episode #132:
Barry and Paul wear each other's clothes for a week for a laugh

Episode #133:
Barry and Paul discover they're actually two opposing sides of one raging id

Episode #134:
Barry and Paul get new passports

Episode #135:
Barry and Paul lose their passports

Episode #136:
Barry and Paul bemoan the fact they have to pay again for new new passports

Episode #137:
Barry and Paul find their old passports

Episode #138:
Barry and Paul make a wasted trip to the Passport Office

Episode #139:
Barry and Paul meet the Foo Fighters

Episode #140:
Barry and Paul each land starring roles in the stage musical Chicago but find the work ethic is way more intense than they are used to

Episode #141:
Barry and Paul attempt to uncover definitively whether or not all human life is a simulation

Episode #142:
Barry and Paul decide they're not going to bother with Christmas cards this year because there's no point

Episode #143:
Barry and Paul imagine a hypothetical scenario whereby they'd turn down an invite to appear on Question Time in protest because Nigel Farage had already been booked

Episode #144:
Barry and Paul take a wrong turn in Debenhams and get papped in the bra aisle

Episode #145:
Barry and Paul get Rickrolled

Episode #146:
Barry and Paul go viral by mistake

Episode #147:
Barry and Paul do a fun run for a local charity in the mistaken belief it'll raise their stock with the community, who unbeknownst to them, have and will always consider them to be buffoons

Episode #148:
Barry and Paul discuss plot holes in the Star Wars saga

Episode #149:
Barry and Paul swallow raw sewage while swimming in the Thames for a sketch that wasn't even that funny in the first place

Episode #150:
Barry almost decapitates Paul when he swivels round on the spot while balancing a large extended ladder on his shoulders

Episode #151:
Barry and Paul explain the etymology of "To me, to you"

Episode #152:
Barry and Paul open themselves up to viewers' questions

Episode #153:
Barry and Paul fly a kite but manage to fuck up even something this basic

Episode #154:
Barry and Paul get wrecked at Legoland

Episode #155:
Barry and Paul launch their own branded knuckle dusters called 'Chuckleknuckles'

Episode #156:
Barry and Paul join a cult started by Phillip Schofield

Episode #157:
Barry and Paul investigate a mystery smell

Episode #158:
Barry and Paul forget about Dre

Episode #159:
Barry and Paul play 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' with Blue Peter presenters

Episode #160:
Barry and Paul end up causing significant damage to private property after a misjudged attempt at late night costumed crimefighting sees them fall through a garage roof

Episode #161:
Barry and Paul take it in turns throwing darts at the postman

Episode #162:
Barry and Paul have a sombre moment while discussing Keith Chegwin, who they briefly forgot was dead

Episode #163:
Barry and Paul get threatened by a blue-collar tradesman who didn't like their tone

Episode #164:
Barry and Paul watch six straight hours of Dave

Episode #165:
Barry and Paul make special guest appearances as substitutes for their home football team, Rotherham, but between them manage to give away possession and concede three goals in eight minutes, quickly turning the fans' goodwill into hostile aggression

Episode #166:
Barry shaves off Paul's moustache but can't put into words why he feels so weird about it

Episode #167:
Barry and Paul do the big shop

Episode #168:
Barry and Paul intimidate a traffic warden by suggesting that their fame should preclude them from punishment for a breach of parking zones

Episode #169:
Barry and Paul decide to be arseholes for the month of May

Episode #170:
Barry and Paul casually mention the fact they sleep in the same bed to an acquaintance before making a mental note to not do that again

Episode #171:
Barry and Paul considering joining the circus after watching and loving The Greatest Showman

Episode #172:
Barry and Paul hire a car but it just sits outside unused until the lease is up

Episode #173:
Barry and Paul write an action-packed screenplay about their lives called simply 'Chuckle'

Episode #174:
Barry and Paul spend really far too long chasing a frog around a pond

Episode #175:
Barry accidentally drops a flowerpot on Paul's head from a second floor window, fracturing three vertebrae and giving him mild concussion

Episode #176:
Barry and Paul meet Elon Musk

Episode #177:
Barry and Paul have a farting competition

Episode #178:
Barry and Paul let an old lady sit down on the bus then spend the rest of the journey openly resenting it

Episode #179:
Barry and Paul eat all the cheese before it goes off

Episode #180:
Barry and Paul observe the festival of Eid

Episode #181:
Barry and Paul wistfully remember the weekend they spent with The Krankies

Episode #182:
Barry and Paul wonder aloud if John Menzies is still a thing

Episode #183:
Barry and Paul make a valiant effort at understanding crypto-currency

Episode #184:
Barry and Paul find out that the puppeteer who controlled Edd the Duck is now on the sex-offenders register

Episode #185:
Barry and Paul get lost in music

Episode #186:
Barry and Paul wait patiently at the supermarket checkout while a young cashier attempts to figure out how to execute the 'Price Difference Promise' that's been on all their ads lately

Episode #187:
Barry and Paul spend all of Tuesday thinking it's Wednesday then have to relive Wednesday all over again

Episode #188:
Barry and Paul get food poisoning from eating takeaway round Chris Packham's house

Episode #189:
Barry and Paul go to the gym before realising they're already perfect specimens of manhood

Episode #190:
Barry and Paul just can't seem to get their shit together

Episode #191:
Barry and Paul make uncomfortable eye contact with one another as they realise the sound they can hear coming through the wall is their neighbours having sex

Episode #192:
Barry and Paul whisper words of wisdom to a bee

Episode #193:
Barry and Paul arrange their clothes alphabetically

Episode #194:
Barry and Paul get crunk

Episode #195:
Barry and Paul open up a daycare centre in a scheme that seems ripe for comedic potential before realising they're woefully under-qualified to look after children

Episode #196:
Barry and Paul make friends with some Mormons

Episode #197:
Barry and Paul go on a cruise around the Norwegian fjords but Paul forgets to bring his iPad which takes the shine off

Episode #198:
Barry and Paul bump into Vanessa Feltz at the Childrens' BAFTAs but are appalled when she mistakes them for Dick and Dom

Episode #199:
Barry and Paul watch an entire episode of Peppa Pig

Episode #200:
Barry and Paul plan a month-long trip to Asia but find themselves before they even get to Chiswick Roundabout

Episode #201:
Barry and Paul play pretend chess

Episode #202:
Barry and Paul go to Yeovil

Episode #203:
Barry and Paul grow their hair long in protest at the local barbers raising their prices

Episode #204:
Barry and Paul fumigate their house

Episode #205:
Barry and Paul grow impatient with Hale and Pace when it becomes apparent they're in no rush to return the rubber dinghy they borrowed last summer

Episode #206:
Barry and Paul research the entry criteria for appearing on Robot Wars

Episode #207:
Barry and Paul eat a sweet and sour chicken takeaway pot from Wasabi on a crowded commuter train, unaware literally every passenger on board hates their guts

Episode #208:
Barry and Paul find their birth certificate and discover their real names are Barold and Porth

Episode #209:
Barold and Porth change their names by deed poll

Episode #210:
Barry and Paul pause in remembrance to the men and women who died on September 11th

Episode #211:
Barry and Paul clart around

Episode #212:
Barry and Paul forget to buy toilet roll but make a challenge out of it

Episode #213:
Barry and Paul throw away their curtains

Episode #214:
Barry and Paul go and see Coldplay at the Birmingham Metrodome

Episode #215:
Barry and Paul set up an illegal cockfighting ring or some such

Episode #216:
Barry and Paul can't decide whether or not it's good form to ask Keith Harris if he'll bring Orville to their dinner party

Episode #217:
Barry and Paul strip naked and dance to celebrate the Summer Solstice

Episode #218:
Barry and Paul purposely avoid Bob Carolgees at the Post Office

Episode #219:
Barry and Paul draw the perfect circle

Episode #220:
Barry and Paul flick through their hate mail

Episode #221:
Barry and Paul attempt to break the World Record for stuffing marshmallows in one's mouth but bottle it after Barry almost chokes

Episode #222:
Barry and Paul plant a tree, wait a year then kick it down

Episode #223:
Barry and Paul catch up with Pat Sharp at a fundraiser but it's clear he doesn't remember their first meeting in 1991 when he called them "hilarious" and "very funny"

Episode #224:
Barry and Paul give up

Episode #225:
Barry and Paul wrongly identify Africa as a country

Episode #226:
Barry and Paul buy a tandem bicycle, in full knowledge they'd be openly mocked if they ever rode it in public

Episode #227:
Barry does his back in but Paul is no help as usual

Episode #228:
Barry and Paul reminisce about their first ever Now That's What I Call Music album purchase

Episode #229:
Barry and Paul witness a bumming

Episode #230:
Barry and Paul go camping but Paul, once again, forgets to bring his iPad, which shouldn't matter but does

Episode #231:
Barry and Paul pretend to be blind for a laugh

Episode #232:
Barry and Paul have to change their route to the corner shop after a road worker laughs at them for holding hands

Episode #233:
Barry carves "4EVA" into Paul's arm while he sleeps

Episode #234:
Barry and Paul deny climate change

Episode #235:
Barry and Paul see who can count the highest but abandon that game when it becomes clear that neither of them are having fun

Episode #236:
Barry and Paul read their horoscopes but note that they are nothing more than vague assurances that could feasibly apply to anybody

Episode #237:
Barry and Paul make a mental note to try wakeboarding

Episode #238:
Barry and Paul make a list of everyone who has ever wronged them, starting with Michael Barrymore

Episode #239:
Barry and Paul dress wrong for the weather

Episode #240:
Barry and Paul perfect the secret handshake they've been working on for 30 years

Episode #241:
Barry and Paul get locked in a closet by Shane Richie at Philippa Forrester's birthday party

Episode #242:
Barry and Paul record a slowed-down, acoustic version of 'Hit Me Baby (One More Time)' by Britney Spears before realising Travis beat them to the punch back in 1999

Episode #243:
Barry and Paul accidentally share a Facebook post from Britain First

Episode #244:
Barry and Paul find a dead dog in the woods

Episode #245:
Barry and Paul paint a picture of a spooky nun

Episode #246:
Barry and Paul come to blows until they both realise their mothers have the same name

Episode #247
Barry and Paul are surprised to discover that they both shagged Grotbags

Episode #248:
Paul has to explain to Barry what 'Netflix and chill' actually means after Barry tells his friends that's what he and Paul plan to do that evening

Episode #249:
Barry and Paul build a trebuchet

Episode #250:
Barry and Paul imagine and win a hypothetical fist fight with a small group of teenagers who slight them

Episode #251:
Barry and Paul finally get round to giving Gangnam Style a good go

Episode #252:
Barry and Paul look directly at an eclipse

Episode #253:
Barry and Paul start a painting and decorating business with full knowledge they can't compete in an increasingly crowded marketplace

Episode #254:
Barry and Paul befriend a local barista but overstep the line when they ask for free coffee

Episode #255:
Barry and Paul make themselves dizzy by running around in circles, just so they can feel something

Episode #256:
Barry and Paul butcher 'Kiss From A Rose' at karaoke

Episode #257:
Barry and Paul cause an international incident

Episode #258:
Barry and Paul are sent to The Hague

Episode #259:
Barry and Paul are tried for war crimes

Episode #260:
Barry and Paul get into an easily avoided comedic misunderstanding where their lack of maturity almost gets someone killed

Episode #261:
Barry and Paul do their taxes

Episode #262
Barry and Paul finally buy a round

Episode #263:
Barry and Paul put on weight

Episode #264:
Barry and Paul make homemade hummus with middling results

Episode #265:
Barry and Paul go out on the razz with Trevor and Simon but Paul drinks too much and upsets the comedy duo by loudly requesting they swing their pants in a kebab shop

Episode #266:
Barry mocks Paul's inability to reverse park, leading to an awkward journey back from the shops

Episode #267:
Barry and Paul watch the Silent Witness 2 boxset

Episode #268:
Barry and Paul get controversial tattoos

Episode #269:
Barry and Paul eat a whole box of ping pong balls

Episode #270:
Barry and Paul round up illegal immigrants

Episode #271:
Barry and Paul travel to an alternate universe where they meet Barry and Paul Elliott, two softly spoken loan managers, who seem truly, genuinely happy with the lack of madcap antics in their lives

Episode #272:
Barry and Paul finally act on their political ambitions and run for office but are defeated by a Dick and Dom landslide

Episode #273:
Barry and Paul hire contract killers on each other, only for the hitmen to turn on each other and die in a mutual stand-off leaving both brothers none the wiser about the other's intentions

Episode #274:
Barry makes a voodoo doll of Paul, but when he stabs it with pins, Barry is the one who ends up in agonising pain

Episode #275:
Barry and Paul discover ancient runes that lead to lost Aztec treasure but sack it off because they're hosting the inimitable Dave Benson Phillips for dinner

Episode #276:
Barry and Paul try their hand at being ice cream men but hugely underestimate the demand in their local area and end up selling out, forcing them to apologise to a crying 7-year-old girl while her red-faced father hovers threateningly behind her with his arms crossed

Episode #277:
Barry and Paul shuffle around aimlessly and try to stave off panic while recording an improvised live broadcast, conceived while coked off their tits the previous week

Episode #278:
Barry and Paul pitch a British remake of Frasier to the BBC, but get into an argument when they can't agree on which of them should play Frasier

Episode #279:
Barry and Paul spend a week getting into League of Legends

Episode #280:
Barry walks through a plate glass window, which looks funny at first but causes several lacerations to his face and neck, necessitating surgery and a confession from a tearful Paul that he thought he was going to have to become his full-time carer

Episode #281:
Barry and Paul take in a homeless teenager, who appears grateful at first but robs them blind and smears faeces all over their Rembrandt

Episode #282:
Barry and Paul attend the funeral of Bodger and Badger

Episode #283:
Barry audibly scoffs when Paul orders a green tea, leading to a haughty rebuke and an uncomfortable silence

Episode #284:
Barry and Paul visit a old fortune teller who curses them into switching bodies, but it never gets resolved and they never switch back again

Episode #285:
Barry and Paul eat an entire pack of hobnobs in one sitting

Episode #286:
Paul starts to have nagging doubts about whether or not he has ever really liked Barry, or whether they only hang out because they are family

Episode #287:
Barry and Paul play Russian Roulette

Episode #288:
Barry and Paul attend a seance and each becomes convinced that the other has been possesed with the spirit of their late mother

Episode #289:
Barry and Paul get one over on Shane Richie when his ex-girlfriend Michaela Strachan stays round for a sleepover

Episode #290:
Barry and Paul go to the beach where Paul makes too big a deal about wearing an old-fashioned knotted handkerchief, like he's Alf Garnett or something

Episode #291:
Barry and Paul floss

Episode #292:
Barry and Paul finally realise that for all their ups and downs as brothers, and for all they've been through, the cupboard they took upstairs in Episode 1 was, once and for all, the correct cupboard
Writing this feature drove me insane, thanks, goodnight.