Bridget Jones now too lazy to get fat


5th October 2009

Renee Zellweger will pass up the opportunity to be paid to be a lardass and will instead fake her fatty bulges for the forthcoming third Bridget Jones movie. Oh yes, there's going to be a third Bridget Jones movie.

Though I never really read the Bridget Jones books (Y chromosome, y'see) and flat out hated the Bridget Jones movies, I always had a crumb of respect for Renee Zellweger for actually putting on a bit of weight for the role - 30 lbs, in fact.

Well, that remaining crumb of respect has been hoovered up and eaten by Zellweger for breakfast, lunch and dinner with the news that she'll fake the fat for the new Bridget Jones movie and will don a prosthetic suit instead.

In a measure of how interesting this story is and how bored I became while writing it, my attention wandered onto a story about the Craz-E burger - a bacon cheeseburger housed in a Krispy Kreme donut.

A couple of those would see Zellweger right: once a fatty, always a fatty. Tub up, cankles.

'The fried snack that also looks like a dead sea creature!'

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