Crack the code for exciting Expendables 3 news

Exciting, new viral marketing for a tired, old, virile franchise has begun. Can you decipher Sly Stallone's baffling code to reveal some top casting choices for Expendables 3?

The Expendables 2 is still fresh in most people’s minds – or, more accurately, it was immediately forgotten as soon as they left the cinema – but Sly Stallone is already preparing to inject his next dose of steroids... er... that's 'steroids-infused movie'. Or, y'know, an analogy that's less libellous.

Anyway, the lunk-headed star teased new information about Expendables 3: Havana Nights (subtitle to be confirmed) via an intriguing and seemingly indecipherable code. In a brilliant piece of viral marketing for the film, if you can unlock the secrets in his message, you can uncover some interesting casting news. Here is the head-scratching puzzle in full:



Personally, I’m stumped. I’ve tried swapping letters, reading every tenth word and looking at it in the mirror, but I can’t make head nor tail of it.

Luckily, a spokesperson for Lionsgate has offered a companion clue to the cypher, stating:

Hmm. Interesting. The mention of 'Spanish' there might suggest that this is a linguistics puzzle as well as a cryptic one, but, frankly, I'm at a loss. What can it all mean?