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Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan just got interesting
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21st August 2009
Though you shouldn't need any extras reason to be excited about the new film from the director of The Wrestler, how about a little girl-on-girl action? It's true what they say: lesbian sex really brightens up a ballet story.
ScriptShadow have gotten hold of the screenplay for Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan. The film, which tells the story of a competitive ballerina (played by Natalie Portman) who is unsure if her opponent is real of a figment of her imagination, looks promising enough.
Go read the treatment if you like, but I dare you to get past the line: "Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex."
(*record scratch*)
"In this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex... And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex."
Ballet school was never like this in my day. In all honesty, a film from Darren Aronofsky doesn't need A-list lezzers to pique my interest, but as a red-blooded male (*chews steak*) I can genuinely say "Holy living fuck, this sounds awesome". Not just faux-lesbian kissing a la Vicky Cristina Barcelona. "Aggressive, angry sex". Between these two girls.
Darren Aronofsky is a goddamn genius: write an Oscar winning film and you too can have two of the hottest women in the world making out under your direction.
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