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Give Tree Of Life the Oscar already
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28th March 2011
This brand new poster for Terrence Malick's The Tree Of Life has already been described as "beyond beautiful", despite being a collection of stills paired with a nice font. I smell Oscars!
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Is... is it just me? That's just lots and lots of little pictures. I mean, they're all very nice and all (although you'll notice Sean Penn manages to appear miserable even in miniature) but no one was wanking themselves into a froth when Woody Allen debuted his new similar poster. I forgot - over-eager Allen makes on average a movie per year, unlike work-shy Malick, who's still too busy unlocking all the secret levels on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 to make more than a film a decade.


"Ugh. So derivative."
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