Michael Myers unmasked in alternate Halloween II ending


13th December 2009

Terrible movie gets terrible alternate ending even worse than the terrible one you'll see on the terrible DVD. See it here!

Halloween II was probably the worst movie I saw this year, and I saw The Ugly Truth. Needless to say, the idea of watching Rob Zombie's alternate ending to the movie only appealed to me out of morbid curiosity to see if it improved on what was a pretty sucky ending anyway.

It doesn't. It's worse. Spoilers ahead.

In this version, Michael Myers is unmasked by Malcolm McDowell's Dr. Loomis and is revealed to look like... uh, a fat guy with a beard. Dun-dun-duuuun! There then follows an archetypal scene in which Myers remains standing while being shot in the chest for twenty whole seconds without one single police officer opting for a head shot. Don't they know you get extra XP for those?

Then, just when you thought it couldn't get any more on-the-nose, they play 'Love Hurts' again. I won't spoil it any more for you, because by my reckoning, you can't spoil something that's already ruined, much like you wouldn't say you spoiled your toilet by taking a crap in it.

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