Resident Evil 5 to be written by Twits. Er, I mean, Twitter


14th September 2010

Let's hope there's only 140 characters' worth of dialogue.

I hail from the United States, and I'll be the first to admit that we do a lot of dumb things there that impact the rest of the world. Our latest mistake? Propelling the fourth installment of the completely terrible Resident Evil franchise to the top of the box-office.

Resident Evil: Afterlife was the first installment in the series to achieve such lofty heights, so of course, a fifth entry is now a foregone conclusion. Please allow me to apologize on behalf of the mouth-breathers who comprise the majority in America (because they're too busy waving flags and deporting foreigners to do it themselves).

Anyway, Milla Jovovich has taken to her Twitter feed to connect with her fans, and find out what they want from the franchise (I'm going to go out on a limb and say more boobs and lots of blood). She has stated that she and her husband - The Auteur Of Awful aka Paul WS Anderson - want to make this a truly interactive film.

So basically, we can no doubt look forward to a film that will somehow manage to be even worse than the previous four installments, and it will no doubt make more money in one weekend than I'll ever see in my entire lifetime.

Sigh... At least I'm not bitter or anything. (*weeps*)

Behold: an exclusive clip from the new Resident Evil movie

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