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Swoon: Twilight New Moon pics
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Ali
14th August 2009
Entertainment Weekly have just posted 9 new pics of the cast of Twilight: New Moon larking about on set. Who knew werewolves could be so sexy! Not me!
I don't know about you, but I'm sick of the Twilight franchise already, despite the fact that a) it's less than a year old and b) I haven't even seen the first movie. If I wanted to watch a two hour lesson on how not to have sex with women, I'd stay at home and try my best chat-up lines on myself.
Anyway, EW.com have wrangled 9 new pics of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on set, playfully roughhousing in hay, mock fighting and generally blowing each other with intensely irritating self-satisfaction. If that's your kind of thing, knock yourself out.
My favourite quote from the article? Kristen Stewart on co-star Lautner: ''I love that kid. I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.'' Can you arrest someone for saying that? That's incitement to murder.
Anyway, Taylor Lautner looks like Antony from Big Brother 6. Literally.

Wait 'til you see the eagerly anticipated disco dance sequence
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