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1st July 2011
Enjoy your beer, Jean-Claude!

Well done, Jean-Claude, we all said. Turns out he can act after all.
Fast-forward to 2011, and this happened. This is a trailer for a film called Napoleon Kaput. Sources say it's Russian, but I'm pretty sure this was shot in the language Pingu speaks in. Anyway, see if you can spot a familiar face in amongst the men in drag and the mass-spankings.
Apparently, Van Damme turned up on set thinking he was playing a lead role, but he was politely informed that, actually, he was just needed for a cameo. In a film called Napoleon Kaput. There are no emoticons sad enough to convey how tragic that is.
Still, at least Van Damme has his dignity.
Ah.

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