TIL: Tom Hanks has a criminal record


24th November 2011

Does TimeCop deal with noise pollution?

Dragnet was a 1987 comedy starring Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd as a couple of mismatched detectives, and this music video for 'City of Crime' from the soundtrack is the ultimate proof that when the 80's sucked, it sucked hard:

I'm genuinely speechless, so let's see what some of the other Shizniteers had to say:

Kirsty: "I love this! It's like the Beastie Boys' Dads!"

Matt: "Fuck."

So now whenever someone says "they don't make them like they used to", show them this video of Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd rapping and nod in silent agreement that it's probably best they don't.
P.S. thanks to The Incredible Suit for bringing this atrocity against ears to our attention.

P.P.S. thanks for nothing, Neil.

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