Transformers 3 title gets all Pink Floyd on us


6th October 2010

The title for the third Transformers movie has been revealed, and it's a doozy: find out what it is, after the break. And hey, Megatron: leave those bots alone!

Transformers 3 will hit cinemas in summer next year, like a big shitty meteor, but it's only today that the movie's title has been revealed: prepare for Transformers: The Dark Of The Moon. Not much is known about the movie's plot, other than that the very first scene is set on the Moon, but I think it's safe to presume at some point, Optimus Prime goes mad and shaves off all his body hair.

Fan site Seibertron got the scoop after some Amazon book listings set alarm bells ringing, so good work, nerds.

I enjoyed the first Transformers and got a kick out of the sequel (though I later realised what a terrible error I'd made), but I don't know what to make of a third Transformers movie. I never thought it possible, but I think I'm numb to watching cars flip over and robots fighting each other. I've become everything I've ever hated.

The cast is absolutely mental, for a start. It's the best worst cast ever. Transformers: The Dark Of The Moon stars Shia LaBeouf, pants model Rosie Huntington-Whitely, John Turturro, Ken Jeong, Frances McDormand, Patrick Dempsey, John Malkovich, Josh Duhamel and Alan Tudyk. It's like some horrible, twisted car crash between a screwball Coen brothers comedy and a Friedberg/Seltzer spoof.


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