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What I see when I look at the new Terminator: Genisys poster

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 3rd December 2014

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It's the TERMINATOR BOBBLEHEAD-BOT 1000!

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50 fun facts you didn't know about The Expendables or maybe you did

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 11th August 2014

You'd think by now, with three Expendables movies under his Expendabelt, we'd know all there is to know about Sylvester Stallone, Barney Ross and his motley crew of mercenaries. You'd be wrong: DEAD WRONG. Because they are mysteries wrapped in enigmas wrapped in delicious sausagemeat. Here are 50 things you could never conceivably have known about The Expendables, you close-minded little shrimps.

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The Expendables 3

Movie Review | Becky Suter | 6th August 2014

In The Expendables 3, grizzled veteran Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) faces an existential crisis after miraculously cheating death and battling the ravages of age, and is ultimately forced to put his demons to rest to defeat a former ally who has gone rogue. Oh, and literally blow the shit up out of everything he passes.

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It's like all The Expendables died

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 3rd April 2014

These new Expendables 3 posters make it look like the entire cast died of an unexpected heart attack en masse. Especially if you listen to this.

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TheShiznit.co.uk presents... True Lies: the whole covert operation

Movie Feature | Matt | 6th April 2013

Just a few nights ago, we hosted our very own screening of True Lies at London's bestest venue for film events, The Prince Charles Cinema. You may have seen us invite you once or twice. Sorry about all the begging. And the threats. And the crying.

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11 amazing truths about True Lies

Movie Feature | Matt | 1st April 2013

Because we need SOMETHING on which to hang another shameless plug of our screening.

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TheShiznit.co.uk presents: True Lies

Movie Feature | Ali | 25th January 2013

True: TheShiznit.co.uk are hosting a screening of James Cameron's underrated action epic True Lies on Weds 3rd April, 8.30pm, at the Prince Charles Cinema in Leicester Square. Lie: it will not be awesome.

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3 Best Arnie quotes from the The Last Stand press junket

Movie Feature | Matt | 23rd January 2013

When you get the chance to come face to face with The Terminator, you can't pass that up lightly. So when The Running Man came to London to promote new film The Last Stand, I gladly made my way to see Commando in the flesh. And who can blame me? The man was in Kindergarten Cop, for crying out loud.

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The Last Stand

Movie Review | Matt | 22nd January 2013

Arnie's back! Again. But this time he's really back - y'know, just like he used to say his famous saying that he said. He's BACK, and he's older and clunkier than ever so, er... yay? In fact, in this film, he looks less likely to say 'I'll be back' and more likely to say 'Aargh! My back!', amirite? Are we done here? Good, let's move on.

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The Last Stand vs Bullet To The Head: who's the ultimate action OAP?

Movie Feature | Ali | 21st August 2012

They're grumpy! They're old! Their muscles ache! But they're movie stars, damn it! After their two Expendables team-building exercises, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are going head to head in early 2013 with competing action movies: The Last Stand and Bullet To The Head. We square them off against one another by putting a little 'vs' between their pictures. That's how it works, right?

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