Charlie Sheen

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  • Machete Kills

    Movie Review | Luke Whiston | 11th October 2013

    So where are we at with Mel Gibson? Poor old racist, misogynist, anti-semitic, fly-off-the-handle Mel - have we forgiven him? I only ask because he's far and away the most entertaining thing about Machete Kills, yet I'm not sure if I laughed at his antics for genuine LOL-worthy reasons, or because of some weird residual fascination after that time he called a policewoman "sugar tits" and became one of Hollywood's most reliable loons for a while. Can it be both? For what is essentially a one-note joke, Machete Kills is full of questions.

  • Charlie Sheen doesn't know what a 'character' is

    TV Feature | Matt Looker | 10th September 2012

    Get ready to learn a shocking truth about one Hollywood's finest and hardest-working actors.

  • Kutcher still alive, able to procreate

    TV News | Ed Williamson | 9th September 2011

    My plan to hypnotise a drifter into murdering Ashton Kutcher has failed, it seems. That's the last time I base a death plot on something I learned in the Paul Daniels Magic Annual 1983.

  • Charlie Sheen to drive off a cliff? Sounds about right

    TV News | Matt Looker | 28th June 2011

    The producers of Two And A Half Men have hinted that Charlie Sheen's character may be written out of the show in the opening episode of the new series by saying that he drove off a cliff. Presumably, if Sheen does this in real life before then, the plans will be scrapped for fear of 'bad taste'.

  • Entourage final season: consider yourselves teased

    TV Video | Ed Williamson | 24th May 2011

    Thanks a bunch, HBO. Now I have to write two hundred words about five guys' backs. That's forty words a back.

  • Kutcher: "I won the lottery". World: "no shit"

    TV News | Ed Williamson | 20th May 2011

    In what we're calling a probably-fairly-regular-unless-we-forget feature, but concerned onlookers are calling "a series of bitter and unwarranted personal attacks", takes a look at what Ashton Kutcher's been up to of late. This week: it's CASHton Kutcher.

  • Hugh and a Half Men?

    TV News | Ed Williamson | 13th May 2011

    Ha! I bet no one else came up with that headline to report the news that Hugh Grant is in talks to take over from Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men! (*conducts Google search*) Oh. Oh, right.

  • Scary Movie 4

    Movie Review | Ali | 11th July 2006

    Bang! Famous basketball player Shaquille O'Neal has hit his head on a sink in the opening few seconds of Scary Movie 4. Bang! He's done it again, just another second later. And with that, I'm already bored with this latest, wheezing instalment of nobody's favourite horror spoof series. Seriously, when the time has come that...