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  • War Pigs unlikely to pass Bechdel test

    Movie News | Ed Williamson | 6th August 2015

    That is unless 'Temptress' REALLY feminisms the shit out of it.

  • The definitive list of ridiculous action hero character names

    Movie Feature | Ali | 17th August 2012

    If you've seen The Expendables' IMDB page lately, you'll have seen the amazing character names in all their glory, but these are just the latest in the long, fine tradition of giving action stars the most ridiculous monikers possible. With that in mind, we present to you the cream of the crap: the most ludicrously macho characters ever named.

  • The Expendables 2

    Movie Review | Ali | 14th August 2012

    The Expendables 2 isn't a movie that exists in our conventional universe. Sure, it stars men of flesh and blood, who live and breathe and bleed, but it is not set in reality. It's an extreme cinematic experience – a 'movie movie', the kind which characters in Quentin Tarantino films enjoy. It's just that little bit exaggerated – not always to an immediately noticeable degree, but it feels like it's constantly overclocked. The Expendables 2 is turbo-charged, hyper-violent, super-stupid and doesn't give a single, solitary shit.

  • The Punisher to be made into a TV show because it's so popular

    Movie News | Ali | 21st October 2011

    So, the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie was ridiculous, the Thomas Jane Punisher movie was terrible and the last Punisher movie was directed BY A WOMAN, but this new Punisher TV show is going to be amazing. Seriously. Why are you all looking at me like that?

  • Terribrill: Masters Of The Universe

    Movie Feature | Ali | 12th September 2011

    Forget '80s nostalgia: I don't think there was EVER a time when making a live-action He-Man movie was considered a good idea. The kids cartoon - which, let's face it, none of us have watched in decades for fear of discovering just how shoddy and completely balls it actually was - is basically the same dumb story, over and over. The characters are barely even one-dimensional: there's a bowl-cutted himbo with a big sword who's constantly fighting an angry skeleton to save a sorceress dressed like a peacock. Why? Because kids are idiots, that's why. They'll sit open-mouthed and gawp at this stupid shit every Saturday morning, so it stands to reason they'd pay good pocket money to go see the movie, too.

  • Stallone wants Willis as the bad guy for The Expendables 2

    Movie News | Ali | 30th August 2010

    Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables is quite literally blowing up right now around the world, but he's already thinking about a sequel, and who might play the big bad: he's tweeted Bruce Willis as a suggestion.

  • The Expendables

    Movie Review | Ali | 15th August 2010

    The danger of 'event movies' is often that the event becomes more important than the actual movie. In some cases, the finished film can almost become surplus to requirement. Remember Snakes On A Plane? We all chuckled at the title and bought into the cheesiness of it, yet only six people saw it at the cinema, and only three of them actually liked it. And one of them was me.

  • Dolph Lundgren is a born entertainer

    Movie News | Ali | 11th February 2010

    Prepare yourself for the most amazing entertainment experience of all time. I'm not even exaggerating. Stop submissions to YouTube, there's no point in adding more videos to the internet.

  • Van Damme! Lundgren! Universal Soldier: Regeneration trailer!

    Movie News | Matt | 23rd November 2009

    JCVD and Dolph Lundgren are back and flabbier than ever in this straight-to-DVD instalment of the Universal Soldier series. Watch the trailer after the break and marvel at how even Voiceover Guy can't work up enough excitement for the film.