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Review: Birds Of Prey is the fantabulous desperation of one Harley Quinn

Movie Review | Matt Looker | 17th February 2020

Thereâ€™s no denying that the Joker is a truly iconic figure. Whether itâ€™s Joaquin Phoenixâ€™s fragile psychopath, Heath Ledgerâ€™s cruel anarchist or Cesar Romeroâ€™s painted moustache, the character of the Joker is an indelible legend of pop culture. But you wouldnâ€™t want to hang out with him, would you? Imagine all the whoopee cushions and hand buzzers and all that endless itching powder. Heâ€™s just a terrible try-hard, isnâ€™t he? So itâ€™s probably apt that this film, which is primarily focused on his sudden absence from Harley Quinnâ€™s life, tries to fill his void by being just as eager to entertain. Itâ€™s packed with colourful chaos, wacky narrative devices and fun, so much fun. But just like the Jokerâ€™s constant giggling, it also feels a little bit forced. Why so weary-ous, Harley Quinn?

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Review: Doctor Sleep feels like a lot of work for very little play

Movie Review | Matt Looker | 11th November 2019

Thereâ€™s a lot to be said about the context surrounding Doctor Sleep. About the impossibly high benchmark set by The Shining, about the challenge of reconciling Stephen Kingâ€™s vision and Stanley Kubrickâ€™s execution, and about choosing which source material to honour most. But honestly, ignoring all of that for now, my biggest takeaway from this film is... fuck, it spends a lot of time driving in a car. Every pre-set-piece scene is spent hauling across road for hours and every post-sequence respite is spent hauling back again, usually at night-time, usually while someone is asleep in the passenger seat. I have spent more time in cars while watching this film than I have on actual road trips. It seems Danny Torrance simply swapped one purgatory for another. Come drive with him. Forever... and ever... and ever...

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Review: Christopher Robin is a stark reminder that adulthood sucks ass

Movie Review | Ali Gray | 14th August 2018

If you hadnâ€™t realised it from the twee, plinky-plonky marketing, Christopher Robin is a movie aimed more at large adult sons than it is small children - the kind of film that insists the key to happiness and the secret to being a better man, husband and father, is to be more childlike. Thatâ€™s kind of Disneyâ€™s whole thing right now; the studio seems intent on arresting the development of adults around the world with superhero universes and space sagas and glitter-flecked versions of the movies they loved as children. But hey, if thereâ€™s any character thatâ€™s going to cut through corporate cynicism, itâ€™s Winnie the Pooh, a bear after my own heart, living my trouserless dream, who is so loveable he could tell me he just disembowelled and stuffed the other residents of the Hundred Acre Wood and Iâ€™d still let him bumble around my house, stuffing his adorable face with Â£13-a-jar Manuka.

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Miles Ahead

Movie Review | Ed Williamson | 14th April 2016

Miles Ahead is obviously an awful punning title for a Miles Davis biopic, like "The Biggie They Are, The Harder They Smalls" or something. Or so I thought until someone told me it was the name of one of his albums, which reveals how much I know about jazz and how much Miles Davis knew about good puns.

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NEVER MIND YOUR FUCKING BOX OFFICE I'M FUCKING DROWNING

Movie Feature | Ali | 30th March 2013

Seriously TeleCinco, you couldn't have used this picture instead?

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Jack The Giant Slayer

Movie Review | Rob | 22nd March 2013

Having grown up in a small, middle-class Conservative-voting Cambridgeshire village, Iâ€™ve seen enough poorly-acted productions of Jack and The Beanstalk to know when something isnâ€™t quite right. And "Fe-fi-fo-fum, ask not whence the thunder comes" isn't quite right.

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Belated review of The Impossible by my builder

Movie Feature | Matt | 16th January 2013

This is what happens when we don't receive a friendly invite from a PR company to attend a free, early press screening of a film with free tasty nibbles and free alcohol. Disgraceful oversight on someone's part. Don't they know who we are? Actually, they probably don't.

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You see the French poster for The Impossible; all I see is this

Movie News | Ali | 14th October 2012

I'm quite possibly going to Hell for this one. (Poster from IMP).

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 3D

Movie Review | Matt | 10th February 2012

One of the most reviled films in cinema history comes to a format that is little more than a cynical cash-grab, all from a man who raped our childhoods. But fuck it, it's still Star Wars, right guys? Guys?

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Haywire

Movie Review | Ali | 6th January 2012

Honestly, I question whether anyone involved is really taking Haywire completely seriously. This is Steven Soderbergh in experimentation mode; an auteur director making a stripped-down, amped-up action movie, just to see if he can. It features a stellar cast, all of whom are slumming it to some degree, except of course for MMA fighter and lead actress Gina Carano, whose best is â€“ in the nicest way possible â€“ still some way beneath everyone else's. I'd recommend you approach Haywire with a similar air of detachment â€“ expect nothing less than a slick, short, snappy revenge flick and you won't be disappointed.

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