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The Shiznit's Not Unlistenable Podcast: Blade Runner 2049

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 9th October 2017

That annoying pop-up you received this morning on your phone was the new notification of our latest sporadic podcast episode, begging you for attention like an artificial life form desperate to have its own existence validated.

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Blade Runner 2049

Movie Review | Ali Gray | 4th October 2017

With all memories of the Ghost In The Shell remake already lost like tears in rain, it's time to leave behind the replicants and look forward to a replican. Blade Runner 2049 is that rarest of sequels: a belated, big-budget blockbuster follow-up that feels like the real deal, not a synthetic knock-off. Not only has Denis Villeneuve managed to capture the essence of what made Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic so captivating, he's expanded the Blade Runner universe, growing the original not just visually and geographically but thematically too. Where the first film felt impossibly claustrophobic and hemmed in, possibly due to it being a good few decades ahead of the curve in terms of budget and effects, here the enormity of Scott's aspirations are unleashed in spectacular fashion.

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Five inevitabilities about Indiana Jones 5 you need to understand

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 15th March 2016

Disney and LucasFilm have announced that a fifth Indiana Jones movie starring Harrison Ford and directed by Steven Spielberg will be released in July 2019. Prepare yourself for three years of waiting with these five harsh and inescapable truths.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Movie Review | Matt Looker | 16th December 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens might just be the best film of the last 30 years or soâ€¦

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Secret Cinema audiences wowed as man arrives dressed as Han Solo

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 26th July 2015

Attendees of the current Star Wars-themed Secret Cinema live event have reacted with shock and awe to the arrival of a ticket holder who came dressed as lovable space rogue Han Solo. "How did no one else think of this?" said an amazed onlooker.

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Trailer breakdown: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 16th April 2015

STAR WARS! WAR STORES! TRAMOPOLINE!

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The Expendables 3

Movie Review | Becky Suter | 6th August 2014

In The Expendables 3, grizzled veteran Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) faces an existential crisis after miraculously cheating death and battling the ravages of age, and is ultimately forced to put his demons to rest to defeat a former ally who has gone rogue. Oh, and literally blow the shit up out of everything he passes.

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Prepare for the most ridiculously sincere blockbuster of the year

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 21st October 2013

Remember when movies about chosen ones and intergalactic wars and space aliens used to be fun? Everyone in Ender's Game is desperately trying not to laugh at Ben Kingsley's face. Cheer up you miserable shits.

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Please clarify, getting mixed signals re: whether this is a game or not

Movie News | Ali | 9th September 2013

New poster for Ender's Game claims it's not a game, but then if it's not a game, why is it called Ender's Game? This game movie sounds too complicated, when's Grown Ups 3 out? (Via IMP).

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Mundane Wikipedia Fact of the Day: Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

Movie Feature | Luke | 31st August 2013

Thank you, Wikipedia. Join us tomorrow, when we look up whether the groundhog in Groundhog Day was real or a puppet.

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