Jason Statham

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Just a reminder that this quote from Jason Statham's The Mechanic exists

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 13th July 2014

Additional point: if Jason Statham did this in the mirror, would his reflection shoot itself in the face?

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It's like all The Expendables died

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 3rd April 2014

These new Expendables 3 posters make it look like the entire cast died of an unexpected heart attack en masse. Especially if you listen to this.

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Homefront poster raises questions about Statham's wardrobe assistant

Movie Feature | Matt | 11th September 2013

Never before on screen have we seen a more patriotic denim jacket.

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It's never not a good time to post this amazing picture of Jason Statham

Movie News | Ali | 15th August 2013

This counts as a post, right? It's my day off, leave me alone.

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Definite photo gallery of every hat Jason Statham has worn on film

Movie Feature | Ali | 26th June 2013

Probably, I dunno.

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Parker

Movie Review | Ali | 8th March 2013

Halfway through Parker, Jason Statham looks lovingly at a dog. It's quite possibly the best thing he's ever done; not because he then proceeds to engage it in a highly ludicrous fight scene as you might expect, but because it shows he has a sense of humour. Self-awareness might be the last piece of the package that makes Jason Statham a bona fide film star, because in Parker, he displays presence, charm and wit, as well as the pre-requisite EXTREME DEADLINESS. George Clooney might be able to kill a tuxedo, but I doubt he'd be able to kill a man with some Blu-tac and a couple of egg boxes.

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Win Expendables 2, then celebrate by snapping someone's neck clean off

Movie Competition | Matt | 4th December 2012

Do you like watching old men fight each other to the death? Then we have the competition for you!

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The definitive list of ridiculous action hero character names

Movie Feature | Ali | 17th August 2012

If you've seen The Expendables' IMDB page lately, you'll have seen the amazing character names in all their glory, but these are just the latest in the long, fine tradition of giving action stars the most ridiculous monikers possible. With that in mind, we present to you the cream of the crap: the most ludicrously macho characters ever named.

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The Expendables 2

Movie Review | Ali | 14th August 2012

The Expendables 2 isn't a movie that exists in our conventional universe. Sure, it stars men of flesh and blood, who live and breathe and bleed, but it is not set in reality. It's an extreme cinematic experience â€“ a 'movie movie', the kind which characters in Quentin Tarantino films enjoy. It's just that little bit exaggerated â€“ not always to an immediately noticeable degree, but it feels like it's constantly overclocked. The Expendables 2 is turbo-charged, hyper-violent, super-stupid and doesn't give a single, solitary shit.

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Who looks most bored on the new poster for The Expendables 2?

Movie Feature | Ali | 16th June 2012

It's the most exciting action movie of the year, featuring an ambulance-full of action heroes, eager to show they can still cut it in the modern world. Why, then, do they all look so bloody miserable?

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