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World reacts in shock as Tim Burton's new film 'gothic in style'
Movie News | Ali | 22nd September 2011
Entertainment Weekly, who don't entertain me nearly weekly enough, have released the first still from Tim Burton's Dark Shadows, which he apparently made with bits left over from all his other films.
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5 brilliant new plot ideas for Pirates Of The Caribbean 5
Movie Feature | Ben | 15th July 2011
So Johnny Depp is in talks to play Jack Sparrow once again for more hijinks on the high-seas, but what could possibly be in store for Pirates Of The Caribbean next? Let's dredge the bottom of the barrel!
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Johnny Depp in talks for Pay-raise 5
Movie News | Ali | 6th July 2011
In news that will surprise precisely nobody, it's been reported that Johnny Depp is in talks to reprise Jack Sparrow for a fifth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. Because artistic integrity.
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Movie Review | Matt | 16th May 2011
Franchises don't usually recover well from a post-trilogy hiatus when coming back for a fourth instalment (I'm looking at you, Indy - and you McClane), but Pirates Of The Caribbean has the added obstacle that each previously released film got progressively worse anyway, ending on a bloated CGI mess of a finale. So has the studio learned its lesson and made a worthy reboot? Of course not – it's utter 'yarrr'se.
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Pirates 4's action scenes are intense
Movie News | Ali | 3rd May 2011
Who'd have thought the director of musicals like Chicago and Nine would be able to pull off such belting action scenes? [Editor's note: this is sarcasm. I think I forgot how to use it properly.]
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5 things worth seeing on the cool new Pirates 4 poster
Movie Feature | Ali | 14th March 2011
There's a new Pirates movie coming out, which probably explains this poster for a new Pirates movie. Look closer and you'll see 5 interesting things hidden in it... see? Okay, look close-lier...
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Trailer ahoy! Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Movie Trailer | Ali | 13th December 2010
Pirates! Mermaids! Zombies! Lovejoy! Truly, the trailer for Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has it all. There's even a nob joke!
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The Tourist
Movie Review | Matt | 9th December 2010
Depp! And Jolie! Together, onscreen for the first time! How exciting is this going to be? The answer is: not at all. In fact, this film is so uninspiring, that at one point in the film Depp's character is seen reading a spy novel and I caught myself wishing we could be following that story instead. It certainly couldn't have been any worse than this dreary smugfest.
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Johnny Depp is a chameleon, nothing to see here
Movie News | Ali | 28th June 2010
After the jump: the first poster for Rango, the Gore Verbinski animation in which Johnny Depp does cute, but not Tim Burton cute.
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Stop everything: Johnny Depp is on a boat, motherfucker
Movie News | Ali | 14th June 2010
Here's the first picture from The Tourist, starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. Said Depp: "I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me, straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea."
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