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Review: Jackass Forever is a healing balm for our bee-stung ballsack world

Movie Review | Matt Looker | 3rd February 2022

You may have noticed that film reviews, or indeed content of any kind, has been few and far between on the ridiculous pages of this site recently, but every now and then a film comes along that is so powerful, so commanding of the cultural zeitgeist, that it just simply canâ€™t be ignored. This is that film. Jackass Forever is a movie that provides the relief we so desperately need following two years of global hardship. Itâ€™s a solution for the general societal malaise from which weâ€™re all suffering. It might even hold the cure for the coronavirus itself. And all it took was a lot of dicks and balls getting hit, bitten, stung and punched.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Movie Review | Ali Gray | 12th October 2014

So I finally got old. Morning: doctor's appointment for dry skin. Afternoon: phone calls with estate agents and surveyors and mortgage advisors. Evening: still-aching limbs from a football match played 48 hours previously. I startle awake to find myself sat in a Paramount screening room ready to watch the latest iteration of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a phenomenon I was probably too old to enjoy guilt-free the first time round a quarter of a century ago. "Let's see those hands in the air!" says a company spokesperson, urging attendees to don the giant green foam hands provided for a photo opportunity. I am secretly glad I didn't pick any up on the way in. Because I am old as fuck.

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3 Best Arnie quotes from the The Last Stand press junket

Movie Feature | Matt | 23rd January 2013

When you get the chance to come face to face with The Terminator, you can't pass that up lightly. So when The Running Man came to London to promote new film The Last Stand, I gladly made my way to see Commando in the flesh. And who can blame me? The man was in Kindergarten Cop, for crying out loud.

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The Last Stand

Movie Review | Matt | 22nd January 2013

Arnie's back! Again. But this time he's really back - y'know, just like he used to say his famous saying that he said. He's BACK, and he's older and clunkier than ever so, er... yay? In fact, in this film, he looks less likely to say 'I'll be back' and more likely to say 'Aargh! My back!', amirite? Are we done here? Good, let's move on.

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The Last Stand vs Bullet To The Head: who's the ultimate action OAP?

Movie Feature | Ali | 21st August 2012

They're grumpy! They're old! Their muscles ache! But they're movie stars, damn it! After their two Expendables team-building exercises, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are going head to head in early 2013 with competing action movies: The Last Stand and Bullet To The Head. We square them off against one another by putting a little 'vs' between their pictures. That's how it works, right?

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Jackass 3D trailer so wrong it's right

Movie Trailer | Ali | 8th August 2010

Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Dumb.

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Jackass 3 is actually happening

Movie News | Ali | 19th November 2009

Jackass will return, and in 3D at that. So, if you've ever wanted to see Party Boy's balls bang against the camera in three thrilling dimensions, your weird little prayers have been answered.

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Jackass: Number Two

Movie Review | Ali | 15th October 2006

Bam Margera is not happy. He's just been beaten up, mauled, bitten and had several nasty looking skateboarding spills, and to top it all, the rest of his so-called 'friends' just trapped him in a wind tunnel with a King Cobra. "Please God, don't let there be a Jackass 3," he prays, and it's not hard to see why; the only way Ba...

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The Ringer

Movie Review | Ali | 3rd April 2006

It's Saturday night, you've got an hour or so to kill before you go out; what else are you going to do but crack open a few beers and watch the Disabled Commonwealth Games? I assumed that watching disabled competitors would humble my able ass - these guys have no use of their legs/arms/eyes [delete as applicable] and yet they s...

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The Dukes Of Hazzard

Movie Review | Ali | 2nd September 2005

Dukes of Hazzard is a film that used to be a TV show probably from before I was born, probably even before Big Brother even existed. There's two cousins, Bo and Luke Duke, and they drive their orange car around really fast, so the cops don't get them. They are trying to get their Uncle's special drink to all of his customers w...

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