Joseph Mazzello
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Review: Bohemian Rhapsody isn't the real life, it's just fantasy
Movie Review | Becky Suter | 25th October 2018
Watching Bohemian Rhapsody is a bit like seeing Queen perform with Adam Lambert: yeah, the songs are all good, but at the back of your mind you know you're not getting the real deal. Bryan Singer/Dexter Fletcher's biopic is the sanitised retelling of Queen that leaves out all the good stuff in order to be family friendly. Where are the dwarves with trays of cocaine on their heads? The nights out with Kenny Everett and Princess Di in drag? Naked renditions of We Are The Champions? Can anybody find me something to love?
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Confirmed: Joseph Mazzello to probably star in Jurassic World
Movie News | Ali | 12th September 2013
. @josephmazzello So are you going to be in Jurassic World or what? If you are, stay silent and don't reply.
— Ali Gray@The_Shiznit (@The_Shiznit) September 12, 2013
Four hours later and still no reply. I'm sure you'll agree, his silence speaks volumes (about how badly this website is run).
Edit: Sam Neill has also cryptically joined in the media blackout surrounding rumours that he'll star in Jurassic World. Not a single peep from him. Or Jeff Goldblum. I'll keep you posted as to who else isn't saying they're not in it. -
Jurassic Park
Movie Review | Ali | 25th September 2011
And so, Jurassic Park week, the special event that was 65 million and 18 years in the making, comes to an end. We've laughed, we've cried, we've freaked out a little bit when Sam Neill tweeted his approval... Truly, there's nothing left to say about Jurassic Park that hasn't been said this w- Shit! The review!
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Jurassic Park Week: Happy birthday, Joseph Mazzello!
Movie Feature | Ali | 21st September 2011
Actor Joseph Mazzello aka little Tim, the human piece of toast, turns 28 today. Let's all wish him a very happy birthday.
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