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So Tiptoes is a film that exists...

Movie Feature | Matt | 14th November 2013

You'd better believe this is "a role in a lifetime" for Gary Oldman. How did this ever get made? (via Popbitch)

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Poor David Schwimmer

Movie Feature | Ali | 20th May 2013

Maybe he had a really bad spot. Or maybe he's secretly TWO-FACE.

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Set a reminder to win Total Recall on Blu-ray! Or something

Movie Competition | Matt | 22nd December 2012

Hey, do you REMEMBER that film Total Recall? If MEMORY serves, it got remade earlier this year, didnâ€™t it? Thatâ€™s right, I nearly FORGOT. Hahahahahahaha. Now that weâ€™ve all had a laugh, fancy winning a Blu-ray?

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Lessons learned from movies #182

Movie Feature | Ali | 28th August 2012

As seen in: Total Recall (2012), Children Of Men (2006) and Demolition Man (1993) among others. Apparently there's no time to wash and go when the man is keeping you down, brah.

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Total Recall

Movie Review | Ali | 27th August 2012

From what I gather due to the half-hearted outrage surrounding the existence of this remake, the original Total Recall is held in fairly high esteem. Never saw it, sorry. Go ahead, say it. I know you want to. "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TOTAL RECALL?" Sorry, just never got around to it. "HOW CAN YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN TOTAL RECALL?" Like I just said. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TOTAL RECALL!" And so on. As it happens, not being on familiar terms with the original Arnoldgeddon puts me in the unique position of being able to judge Len Wiseman's reboot without bias; nowhere in this review will I bemoan the lack of/inclusion of beloved one-liners, the fact Colin Farrell isn't fit to buff Schwarzenegger's pecs or that it isn't set on Mars. My slate is clean, so I'm free to see Total Recall 2012 for exactly what it is: a bright and shiny slice of blockbuster sci-fi that's so dazzling it makes tender love to your retinas but so underwhelming it practically wipes itself from your memory the instant it's over.

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Turtle Recall trailer is toadally awesome

Movie Trailer | Ali | 1st April 2012

Arriving fashionably late for the weekend round-up, here's the full trailer for Total Recall. Is it uncool to suggest that this looks like it could be really good fun? Because... well, that.

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Totally the teaser trailer for the Total Recall teaser trailer

Movie Trailer | Ali | 28th March 2012

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Confirmed! Underworld 4: Rise Of The Bile In My Throat

Movie News | Chris | 24th September 2010

Look, just because Kate Beckinsale looks hot in skin-tight leather, that doesn't mean you have to keep going to see her movies.

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Van Helsing

Movie Review | Ali | 14th September 2004

As far as tantalising taglines go, 'The new movie from the director of "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns"' must go down in history as one of the worst. Having already defecated on one classic horror franchise, Stephen Sommers is now attempting to breathe life into three, and all in the one picture. It's cer...

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