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Ranking the Fast & Furious films in the order in which they were made
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 30th March 2015
Fast & Furious 7 [car verb]s its way into cinemas this week, meaning movie sites are rolling out their bi-annual Fast & Furious feature ideas. Rather than a highly subjective ranking of all seven Fast & Furious movies in order of their perceived quality, which is entirely dependant on the individual taste of the author, we thought we'd try something a little less arbitrary. So, we present to you, our ranking of the seven Fast & Furious movies based on the order in which they were released. There's precisely zero room for debate. Strap yourselves in!
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Fast & Furious 7
Movie Review | Ali Gray | 23rd March 2015
For the first time since its inception in 2001, the Fast & Furious franchise was forced to hit the brakes. The unfortunate – but avoidable – death of Paul Walker in an automobile accident in November 2013 meant production on Part 7 skidded to a halt. Now, one year on from its planned release, Furious 7 rides into town after a respectful re-pimping – the muted colours on the poster suggests a star-studded funeral procession, but in actual fact, the latest instalment of The Franchise That Couldn't Slow Down is business as usual: cars, explosions, pecs (men), gussets (women), crap jokes and the most flagrant disrespect for physics since Sir Isaac Newton's naysayers suggested he stick his apple up his arse. You wouldn't call it a fitting tribute to Walker – I'm pretty sure the last thing his family needs to see is 250 cars exploding into fireballs – but you suspect it's what he, the fans and the studio would have wanted. So here we are. Amber turned to green. Let's go.
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This is how the trailer for Brick Mansions credits Luc Besson
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 1st April 2014
Don't even know how to words. (Trailer here: it's Paul Walker's remake of District 13, in case you were wondering).
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Fast & Furious 6
Movie Review | Ali | 13th May 2013
If you've never seen a Fast & Furious movie, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker play two alpha males who wish they could have energetic bum sex with one another, but have to settle for driving around big shiny penis extensions instead. Over five homoerotic odysseys, they've recruited various friends from around the world into their gang, all of whom perform one specific function, whether it be 'tech', 'comic relief' or 'looking hot'. In Fast & Furious 6, they team up with chief Fast Five antagonist Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to hunt down Luke 'The Crow' Evans, an evil man who needs a computer chip to do evil things and who doesn't care how many cars he has to flip over to get it. There, you're up to speed – and that speed just happens to be TWO HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR.
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Trailer breakdown: Fast & Furious 6 is Mission: In-Freakin'-Sanity
Movie Trailer | Ali | 6th February 2013
Liked the Super Bowl trailer for Fast & Furious 6? Take a frame-by-frame look at the highlights of the movie that Michael Haneke only wishes he was directing. DIESEL POWER!
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Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist
Movie Review | Rob | 21st April 2011
Fast Five? Fast & Furious 5? 5ast 5ive? Fa5t & Fiveriou5? Whatever the hell you decide to call it, this macho, manly franchise shows no signs of pulling into the slow lane. Grrrr!
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5 things we learned from the new Fast Five poster
Movie Feature | Ben | 20th March 2011
If you've seen all of the previous Fast and Furious movies like we have (twice), you probably think you know all there is to know about the series. Well, come on it and prepare to be blown away by what the new poster tells us about the latest instalment.
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An illustrated guide to the new Fast Five trailer
Movie Trailer | Ali | 8th March 2011
FUCKING CARS DRIVING REALLY FUCKING FAST? SHIT YEAH, LET'S GO DO DONUTS IN THE BURGER KING CAR PARK AND INTIMIDATE THE GUY IN THE RENAULT MEGANE!
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Takers trailer seems even familiarer
Movie Trailer | Ali | 30th January 2010
Er, didn't we already see this trailer yesterday?
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Fast And Furious
Movie Review | Kirsty | 23rd April 2009
Fast And Furious is, confusingly, the fourth movie in the Fast And The Furious saga; a franchise ripe for sequels, bursting at the seams as it is with plotlines, enduring characters and witty, beautifully-written screenplays. Ahem. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker both return to their original roles, having popped in and out of the...
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