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Machete Kills
Movie Review | Luke Whiston | 11th October 2013
So where are we at with Mel Gibson? Poor old racist, misogynist, anti-semitic, fly-off-the-handle Mel - have we forgiven him? I only ask because he's far and away the most entertaining thing about Machete Kills, yet I'm not sure if I laughed at his antics for genuine LOL-worthy reasons, or because of some weird residual fascination after that time he called a policewoman "sugar tits" and became one of Hollywood's most reliable loons for a while. Can it be both? For what is essentially a one-note joke, Machete Kills is full of questions.
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New image of 'The Smurfs' looks... ah fuck my life
Movie News | Luke | 11th November 2010
Last week we got our first glimpse of the new animated Tintin movie, currently in production with cinema legends Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson at the helm. At the complete opposite end of the interest spectrum lies The Smurfs, brought to you by the director of Big Momma's House. Who let this happen? Belgium, you've got a lot of explaining to do.
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