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First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX
Movie News | Ali | 27th November 2010
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Douchebag challenges Taylor Lautner to push-up contest
Movie News | Ali | 2nd September 2010
Incredibly, that douchebag wasn't Taylor Lautner himself.
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Bryan Singer wanted Taylor Lautner. For X-Men, I mean
Movie News | Ali | 19th July 2010
Count yourself lucky Bryan Singer was too busy to direct X-Men prequel First Class: he wanted to hire Taylor Lautner. Was there a young mutant called Pignose Manchild I wasn't aware of?
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Vampire c-section won't be in Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Movie News | Ali | 16th June 2010
The dramatic birth scene in Twilight's fourth book, Breaking Dawn, may not appear in the movie. Even if you'll never watch a Twilight movie, this sucks.
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New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse
Movie Trailer | Ali | 25th April 2010
Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?
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Twilight Eclipse officially has the most boring poster ever
Movie News | Ali | 24th March 2010
Adventure? Excitement? Teenagers crave not these things. Check out the most fucking miserable one-sheet this side of Schindler's List's teaser poster.
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Twilight Eclipse just got better
Movie News | Ali | 16th March 2010
Just because it's easy to mock Twilight, doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.
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Full Twilight Eclipse trailer sadly longer than ten seconds
Movie News | Ali | 11th March 2010
"I love you." (*pained expression*) "I love you too." (*bites lip*) "But I love you too." (*takes off shirt*) Repeat ad infinitum. You get the idea.
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Twilight: Eclipse's ten-second trailer
Movie News | Ali | 10th March 2010
Long enough.
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Taylor Lautner is... Stretch Armstrong!
Movie News | Ali | 6th February 2010
Check your calendars: it's not April the 1st. Twilight mini-hunk Taylor Lautner has been tapped up to play Stretch Armstrong in the forthcoming big-budget 3D movie. I couldn't make up a story this good.
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