Review
The Watch
Movie Review
Director | Akiva Schaffer | |
Starring | Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte, Billy Crudup | |
Release | 27 JUL (US) 24 AUG (UK) Certificate 15 |
Rob
25th August 2012
2004. Anyone recall what happened that year? There was a football tournament I think? I do remember failing my first driving test because I went to see Dodgeball that same night to cheer myself up. And in a tedious way to link to this film, that was the last time Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn shared a screen together. Since then, neither has really been keeping the funnies consistently flowing. I passed my driving test by the way.
After the night security guard of the local Costco is killed in strange, gooey circumstances, store manager and community jobsworth Evan (Ben Stiller) forms a Neighbourhood Watch scheme to track down the killer. His three recruits however - the fun-loving Bob (Vince Vaughn), the mentally unstable Frankin (Jonah Hill) and the divorced, horny Jamarcus (Richard Ayoade) - treat it as an excuse to have fun, bond with their fellow man, drink beer and eat pudding. But they're forced into action when they stumble upon an alien threat that could not only destroy their idyllic Ohio town, but the whole world.
It’s certainly a set-up with plenty of LOL potential and, on first impressions, comes across like a middle-class American Attack The Block, but with a great deal more dick and cum jokes. While there are some real zingers on offer, like a particularly hilarious alien photo session, most of the gags do emanate from the crotch region, i.e. there’s one long running joke that the alien blood has the same feel, smell and consistency to cum. For the most part, the below-the-belt gags stick - it’s all very low-brow stuff and the cheapest form of humour going, but it’s so unashamedly funny that’ll you’ll be giggling like 13-year-old boys discovering pornography.
Meanwhile, it's business as usual for Ben Stiller, doing his typically uptight everyman shtick while Vince Vaughn – harking back to his Old School days - is on hand as the enthusiastic instigator of all the fun-times and shenanigans. But the chemistry between the two of them is unsurpassable. Reunited at last, it's the best the pair have been in a long time – a timely reminder why they were the kings of comedy almost a decade ago. Throw in Jonah Hill and a scene-stealing Richard Ayoade, and you’ve got four likable characters to root for.
The four leads are given their moments to shine and they all bring something unique to the party – no one is left in the shadows. Hill’s Frankin is an unbalanced weapons nut and wannabe cop, Ayoade’s Jamarcus dreams of 'assisting' a lonely Asian housewife, Bob wants to keep an eye on his promiscuous daughter while Evan starts community groups as a way of making friends. The script may be laden with crude phallic gags but the quality of Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg and Jared Stern’s free-flowing, dialogue-heavy writing can't be faulted.
The odd idea misses the mark, one of which explains the casting of Ayoade but comes to nothing nor adds anything to the film. But Saturday Night Live and Hot Rod director Akiva Schaffer does a decent job at juggling both a gross out, foul-mouthed buddy comedy and an Invasion Of The Body Snatchers-like sci-fi. So, four likeable, very different characters flung together to save the world? We better make the most of The Watch because it’s likely the closest we’ll ever get to a third Ghostbusters movie for some time.
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