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300: Rise Of An Empire

Movie Review | Becky Suter | 5th March 2014

"THIS! IS! SPARTA!" Or rather, "THIS! IS! THE! AEGEAN SEA!" as the next chapter of the pumped-up fight fest that was 300 moves the action to a fresh â€“ and very wet â€“ battlefield. Set during the same timeline of the suicidal Spartans' clash at the Hot Gates, director Noam Murro (with previous 300 helmer Zack Snyder producing) presents the slightly less-exciting but still fun Battle of Artemisium that takes place almost exclusively at sea. Caution: the first two rows may get wet.

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Archive: Mystery Science Theater 3000

TV Feature | Kirsty Harrison | 3rd December 2010

In the not too distant future (next Sunday A.D), there was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute, just another face in a red jump suit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didnâ€™t like him so they shot him into space.

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I'll be cack: new Terminator movie will be animated, 3D, lame

Movie News | Ali | 13th August 2010

If McG's Salvation saw the Terminator franchise lowered into molten lead, this news is the T-1000 flipping us off before dying forever.

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Moses: The Movie, 300-style

Movie News | Ali | 13th October 2009

Fox are retelling Bible stories on the big screen, starting with the story of Moses, reimagined in the style of Zack Snyder's 300. You'll have to watch it... Fox commands you. (*YYYEEAAAAAAHHHH!")

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300

Movie Review | Ali | 24th March 2007

I used to think I had a penis until I saw 300. Once in a while, a movie comes along that's so extraordinarily butch, it makes even the most pumped-up gym-jockeys look like spaghetti-armed girls. 300 is so manly, if I was to re-write this article, it would take up the top 15 slots all by itself. If you step back and view 300 f...

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