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I just now got round to watching Piranha 3DD so here are some notes

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 25th May 2015

Tonight was one of those nights where there was literally nothing on so you go, look, we can either watch Alan Carr do fake-laughs about cheap alcohol with someone from TOWIE or we can watch Piranha 3DD. I wish somehow I could have closed my eyes and synergised the two together so I could have watched Alan Carr being eaten by angry fish. Here are my notes on Piranha 3DD which are only three years late.

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An unfortunate photo juxtaposition

Movie Feature | Ali | 18th September 2012

Something something 'Rolling In The Deep'. (*cough*)

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For a film which is definitely going to be terrible, this poster isn't half bad

Movie News | Ali | 30th August 2012

Texas Chainsaw 3D ("because 'Massacres' are bad for business!") is out in January, and even though it'll be awful, this teaser poster is kind of creepy. Not sure about the nob in the jar, though. (Click here for hi-res).

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Men In Black 3D

Movie Review | Ali | 16th May 2012

It's been ten years since the last underwhelming Men In Black movie and 15 long years since the brilliant original - and no one particularly asked to have it back. So... how does Men In Black 3D fare?

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Piranha 3DD trailer: double the durr

Movie Trailer | Ali | 1st March 2012

So you can bring Ving Rhames back from the dead, but you can't reanimate Kelly Brook back into a bikini? I'm starting to doubt whether or not I can take this killer piranha movie seriously at all.

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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 3D

Movie Review | Matt | 10th February 2012

One of the most reviled films in cinema history comes to a format that is little more than a cynical cash-grab, all from a man who raped our childhoods. But fuck it, it's still Star Wars, right guys? Guys?

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Bad news for lovers of tits and fish

Movie News | Ali | 31st December 2011

Oscar-hopeful Piranha 3DD has had its theatrical release canned and is heading straight to DVD, which is terrible news for lovers of trashy horror films but great news for people who hate getting boners in public.

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Saturday shark-off: Shark Night 3D vs Bait 3D

Movie Feature | Ali | 28th May 2011

It's sharks in a lake versus sharks in a supermarket. I know who my money's on.

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Sanctum 3D

Movie Review | Ali | 5th February 2011

That James Cameron fella likes his underwater exploration, doesn't he? I'd be willing to bet bath time with JC would be an intrepid adventure to find the soap (rated 12A). First came The Abyss, then Titanic, then 3D Titanic doc Ghosts Of The Abyss and now Sanctum 3D, Cameron's exec-produced new waterbaby about a cave-diving expedition gone awry. Something tells me Avatar 2 might be a little bit soggy.

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11 worst movie lines of 2010

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th December 2010

You've already seen our list of guilty pleasures from 2010, and with awesomely bad movies comes awesomely bad dire-logue - the lines that drop out of character's mouths like turds out of bumholes. Enjoy!

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