Aquaman
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Review: Bait is tighter than a duck's arse
Movie Review | Luke Whiston | 24th February 2020
My partner made me turn Bait off after two minutes because she said it was "pretentious," so we watched Ru Paul's Drag Race instead. My idiot friends spent an hour trying to come up with wanking jokes in our WhatsApp group because Mark Kermode said the film was a "masterpiece" (master + bait + combined mental age of 12), with predictably disappointing results. But like my mum said when I came home from riding my bike one day and she told me the Under 9s coach had rung to say the rules had changed and teams only fielded ten players now so I shouldn't show up for practice anymore: "It's their loss, Luke, you're brilliant at football."
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Let's take a deep dive into the first Aquaman poster aka Finding Greebo
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 17th July 2018
I'm being forced to embrace the disjointed madness emanating from DC Headquarters right now, because while Marvel have cracked the formula and landed on a consistent tone for their cinematic universe, DC have got nothing to lose. They're playing discordant, cinematic jazz. We're fully in 'no bad ideas' territory with this insane new Aquaman poster: it's the last day of school term and the kids are running the classroom now. They're all over the fucking shop, is essentially what I'm getting at.
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First look at Aquaman proves he's a social Justice warrior
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 20th February 2015
Zack Snyder tweeted the first official look at Aquaman overnight and it appears he's been taking cues from The Social Network.
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