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The definitive list of ridiculous action hero character names

Movie Feature | Ali | 17th August 2012

If you've seen The Expendables' IMDB page lately, you'll have seen the amazing character names in all their glory, but these are just the latest in the long, fine tradition of giving action stars the most ridiculous monikers possible. With that in mind, we present to you the cream of the crap: the most ludicrously macho characters ever named.

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The Expendables 2

Movie Review | Ali | 14th August 2012

The Expendables 2 isn't a movie that exists in our conventional universe. Sure, it stars men of flesh and blood, who live and breathe and bleed, but it is not set in reality. It's an extreme cinematic experience â€“ a 'movie movie', the kind which characters in Quentin Tarantino films enjoy. It's just that little bit exaggerated â€“ not always to an immediately noticeable degree, but it feels like it's constantly overclocked. The Expendables 2 is turbo-charged, hyper-violent, super-stupid and doesn't give a single, solitary shit.

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Today I learned: The Running Man was directed by Starsky from Starsky and Hutch

Movie News | Luke | 1st August 2012

'Today I learned' is our semi-regular feature where we post odd little factoids and snippets of old news that you probably already knew, thereby revealing how little we actually know about films. Look we're just trying to expand our horizons here, alright?

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Who looks most bored on the new poster for The Expendables 2?

Movie Feature | Ali | 16th June 2012

It's the most exciting action movie of the year, featuring an ambulance-full of action heroes, eager to show they can still cut it in the modern world. Why, then, do they all look so bloody miserable?

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Totally the teaser trailer for the Total Recall teaser trailer

Movie Trailer | Ali | 28th March 2012

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My balls just exploded

Movie News | Ali | 19th November 2011

Here's the first poster for Planet Hollywood: The Movie aka The Expendables 2. Warning: excess testosterone may cause spontaneous purchase of Nuts magazine.

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Films on TV round-up: sins, Sean and cyborgs

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 19th June 2011

I never end up watching any of these myself, you know. But if just one of you finds a new film you come to love after reading these weekly round-ups, isn't it all worth it just for that? Well, no, frankly. It takes fucking ages.

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Films on TV round-up: Denzel, Arnie and... RenÃ©e?

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 8th May 2011

That's right, it's back. What d'you mean, you didn't know it went away? Words can hurt, you know. Anyway, this week it's guns, muscles and...er...romcoms based on chick-lit novels. You can't say we don't have a sensitive side.

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The Governator > The Terminator

Movie News | Ali | 4th April 2011

Let the speculation about Arnold Schwarzenegger's post-political career end here: watch the trailer for his new animated adventure, The Governator. It's like if Captain Planet had an accent and a chequered history.

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Every awesome Arnie quote ever

Movie News | Ali | 1st April 2010

Fulfilling all your Arnold needs in one tidy package.

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