Ashton Kutcher

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Original Butterfly Effect poster offers two suggestions for reboot

Movie News | Matt | 28th July 2013

Move your mouse over the image for my advice to the filmmakers.

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The Bystander Effect Phenomenon

Movie Feature | Ali | 23rd May 2012

There is a new threat to cinema, and it isn't piracy or striking writers or rising production costs â€“ it's movies like What To Expect When You're Expecting. Movie stars, plural, are the problem.

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Oh yeah, the Emmys happened, didn't they?

TV News | Ed Williamson | 22nd September 2011

And they're like the biggest awards thing in TV, right? And what is it we do on this website again? Shit, it's TV, isn't it? Don't suppose you could let this one slide?

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Kutcher still alive, able to procreate

TV News | Ed Williamson | 9th September 2011

My plan to hypnotise a drifter into murdering Ashton Kutcher has failed, it seems. That's the last time I base a death plot on something I learned in the Paul Daniels Magic Annual 1983.

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Kutcher: "I won the lottery". World: "no shit"

TV News | Ed Williamson | 20th May 2011

In what we're calling a probably-fairly-regular-unless-we-forget feature, but concerned onlookers are calling "a series of bitter and unwarranted personal attacks", takes a look at what Ashton Kutcher's been up to of late. This week: it's CASHton Kutcher.

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Hugh and a Half Men?

TV News | Ed Williamson | 13th May 2011

Ha! I bet no one else came up with that headline to report the news that Hugh Grant is in talks to take over from Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men! (*conducts Google search*) Oh. Oh, right.

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No Strings Attached

Movie Review | Ali | 2nd March 2011

I'm not about to make apologies for No Strings Attached - it's a soulless movie with zero charm and almost no merits; a film which, if deleted from existence, wouldn't even make the smallest ripple in the space-time continuum. However, speaking from Natalie Portman's point of view, I can understand why she made it. After 12 months of hardcore ballet training for Black Swan, she just wanted to slum it. Acting opposite Ashton Kutcher is the equivalent of dropping down a year in school for someone like her.

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I wonder if they'll fall in love

Movie Trailer | Ali | 4th January 2011

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher get raunchy in the red-band No Strings Attached trailer. I foresee this being an uncomplicated relationship!

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Killers poster: I want you both to die

Movie News | Ali | 12th April 2010

Behold the new poster and the latest trailer for Killers: the 'hit' romantic comedy that proves Osama and friends were right about the West all along.

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Killers trailer aka Two Lousy Shitheads In A Hitman Comedy

Movie Trailer | Ali | 11th February 2010

Who needs Mr. And Mrs. Smith when you've got Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher? I literally couldn't have screen-capped this any better. "DURRRRR!" I hope she blows her own head off.

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