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Something about this Star Trek Into Darkness poster seems a little off
Movie News | Ali | 16th April 2013
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If the new Star Trek poster was as subtle as the new Star Trek trailer
Movie Trailer | Ali | 21st March 2013
They should have called this movie Star Tits Into Bra-rkness. Am I right or am I right? (Actual poster at IMP).
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New picture from Star Trek Into Darkness ruins entire film, probably
Movie News | Ali | 12th December 2012
Spoiler alert! Well, it's not actually a spoiler, because we don't know the plot of Star Trek Into Darkness yet. But if it shows what we think it shows, then yeah, the movie's spoiled. Already.
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Whatever you do, don't Google image-search 'Sherlock manga'
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 15th September 2012
I heard someone had made a Sherlock manga, so I went looking for it. Now I can never unsee this. -
Cumberhats: redux
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 3rd September 2012
Parade's End: it's a big, periody, costumey thing, and by thunder it gives old Benylin Cummerbund of this parish the chance to do what he does best: wear a hat.
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DVD weekly: spies, trailer trash and Cumberbitches
TV Feature | Kirsty Harrison | 28th March 2012
This week's DVD releases are so bloody good, I forgot to stop watching them and missed my deadline. And the clocks went forward which, like, confused me.
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War Horse
Movie Review | Ali | 12th January 2012
At the screening of War Horse I attended, there were people in floods of tears. Floods. Not just quiet, reflective sobbing, but that godless, wretched honking that's usually accompanied by snot and friends who wish they were somewhere else. Me? I didn't shed a single tear – I walked out of there like Moses parting a salty sea. Bear in mind I once got a bit teary because I thought one of my cats was upset with me, and that should tell you a little about me, but everything about War Horse. It's about as manipulative a film has Steven Spielberg has ever made – a movie that's been custom-designed from the ground up to play a sad harp solo on the heartstrings; a story cynically told to invoke as many tears as possible. You'd swear it was bankrolled by Kleenex.
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Sherlock - A Scandal in Belgravia
TV Review | Ed Williamson | 2nd January 2012
(*chants*) Sherlock's got a girlfriend, Sherlock's got a girlfriend! (*ages by five years*) Sherlock's a virgin, Sherlock's a virgin! (*ages by fifteen years, clears throat*) Good evening. Here is a serious review of Sherlock: A Scandal in Belgravia, which was transmitted by the British Broadcasting Corporation last night.
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The first rule of Fight Club is "the game is afoot"
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 21st December 2011
Or it's "elementary", or something. What did Sherlock Holmes used to say before it was all about Robert Downey Jr wearing dresses? Look, just click this for a Sherlock trailer and forget I said anything.
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Dammit War Horse, I will NOT let you make me cry
Movie Trailer | Ali | 4th October 2011
Empire have a new trailer for Steven Spielberg's War Horse, which looks totally lame. Now if you'll excuse me, my ocular muscles are emitting salty liquid unrelated to emotions.
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