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The Twilight posterface animated gif: My, haven't they grown?

Movie Feature | Ali | 13th November 2012

No.

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Twilight has the most anodyne IMDB movie trivia ever

Movie News | Ali | 25th October 2012

I swear I'm not trying to shit on Twilight's parade, but... well, they just keep coming to me. For work reasons (honest injun) I had to look up some Twilight trivia, expecting some fun titbits of info and cool easter eggs. I was disappointed.

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Rejoice: The Complete Twilight Defacement Project

Movie Feature | Ali | 10th October 2012

Updated: the full complement of defaced film stills from the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movies, ensuring no one will ever take Twilight seriously EVER AGAIN.

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Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind

Movie Feature | Ali, Luke, Matt | 3rd October 2012

Because really, when have we ever passed up an opportunity to shit all over Twilight?

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The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2

Movie Feature | Ali, Luke | 27th June 2012

To be honest, I forget why we started defacing every single new film still from the Twilight movies, but it's too much fun to stop.

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Jesus vamping Christ, these new Twilight posters are boring

Movie News | Ali | 25th May 2012

Every single poster for the Twilight saga thus far has featured a gloomy background with a mopey bastard on it. Breaking Dawn Part 2 does not break trend. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are literally the poster children for inertia.

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The Twilight: Breaking Dawn defacement project continues

Movie News | Ali | 19th October 2011

For as long as they keep releasing shitty promotional stills of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, I'll keep defacing them.

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Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome

Movie Feature | Ali | 19th August 2011

After my last round of Twilight picture grafitti proved so enjoyable, I thought I'd do it again and scrawl all over this new batch of Breaking Dawn pictures. Childish? Me? Well, yes. Obviously.

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Christ The Redeemer: 2011's favourite returning character

Movie Feature | Rob | 13th June 2011

With several movies this year opting for the warmer climes of Rio De Janeiro, with its skimpy beach-wear, jive-talking animals and steep-ass hills The Rock can get some air off in his jeep, Christ The Redeemer is the latest Hollywood darling.

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So is this still about vampires, or...?

Movie Trailer | Ali | 5th June 2011

The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

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