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Art vs heart: why the bout of Birdman vs Boyhood had no real winner

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 23rd February 2015

Except Birdman. That was kind of the winner.

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If 2015's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson, Luke Whiston, Becky Suter | 15th January 2015

Shut up everyone, the Oscar nominations have been announced! No one cares about your new haircut, Janice! As is customary around these parts, it's impossible for us to comment on a news item without making some sort of crudely Photoshopped picture, so we decided to make new posters for the nominees that tell you what you can really expect.

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What if John Travolta read the names of the Best Picture nominees?

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 6th March 2014

We've all had a good laugh at poor old John Travolta for his unfortunate lingual boner at the Oscars - the moment he introduced actress/singer Idina Menzel on stage as "Adele Dazeem", he practically invited the entire internet round to ridicule him. Travolta may have flubbed Menzel's name, but it could have been worse: what if John had been tasked with reading the names of the nine movies nominated for Best Picture? And we all had to just go with it? Let's dare to go to there.

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If 2014's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Neil Alcock, Ed Williamson | 16th January 2014

As soon as I heard today's announcements for the 2014 Academy Awards, I opened up Photoshop and whipped up these 15 mildly amusing honest poster alternatives in five minutes flat, because I'm just that talented. Seriously. These didn't take a month, no matter what you've heard. Off the cuff humour, each and every one. And that's the truth.

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Look! I found Sam Raimi's Oldsmobile Delta 88 in Oz: The Great & Powerful

Movie Feature | Ali | 4th March 2013

Thanks to an early screening, I've already spotted Sam Raimi's infamous 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 in Oz: The Great And Powerful - the car he slips into every one of his movies. But first, a brief history...

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Oscar shock as Hollywood names film about Hollywood Best Picture

Movie News | Ali | 25th February 2013

I'd say I didn't see it coming, but I totally called this back in June 2011. Something tells me we'll see the return of Awesome Drunken Ben Affleck for one night only. 'Gratz, Argo guys. Arguys.

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Liveblog: The 85th Annual Academy Oscar things

Movie Feature | Matt | 24th February 2013

Because writing down quick thoughts and opinions about things as they happen is preferable to typing up a well-reasoned and cohesive article the next day.

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Let's all play the Seth MacFarlane Oscars Bingo game!

Movie Feature | Matt | 21st February 2013

"Wow, Seth MacFarlane is hosting the Oscars! That's exciting - he's so edgy. What a refreshing and original choice". Well, you say that now, but wait until he fights a guy in a chicken suit on stage for 15mins.

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Creator of The Cleveland Show to host the Academy Awards

Movie News | Ali | 1st October 2012

Seth MacFarlane to host the 85th Academy Awards? I wonder if he'll use the occasion as an excuse to sing showtunes?

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Mandatory Oscar post is mandatory

Movie News | Ali | 27th February 2012

It's the day after the Oscars, which really should mean we're free to talk about anything BUT the Oscars, but no. Oscar talk is still on everyone's lips. Ho hum. Here's my mandatory Oscar post, including my mandatory thoughts on last night's awards, and some mandatory funny pictures. Mandatory.

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