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Holmes and Watson are basically just going to do it, then
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 27th September 2012
Just because you say it, doesn't mean it'll definitely happen, Jonny. Wait, what am I saying? I give it three episodes before they do. -
Jonny Lee Miller: autistic Sherlock Holmes 2.0
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 21st May 2012
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Kutcher still alive, able to procreate
TV News | Ed Williamson | 9th September 2011
My plan to hypnotise a drifter into murdering Ashton Kutcher has failed, it seems. That's the last time I base a death plot on something I learned in the Paul Daniels Magic Annual 1983.
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Hey, this looks Person of Interesting
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 23rd July 2011
Scripted by Jonathan Nolan, forthcoming CBS thriller Person of Interest is all about an unstoppable individual who metes out vigilante justice. Sounds a bit like Batman. Starring Jim Caviezel. Didn't he play Jesus? Well, Jesus, Batman: who can tell the difference any more?
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Artist's impression of Ted Danson in next series of CSI
TV Feature | Matt Looker | 13th July 2011
Ted Danson is taking over from Laurence Fishburne on the next series of CSI and we have an exclusive look at what we can expect to see.
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Kutcher: "I won the lottery". World: "no shit"
TV News | Ed Williamson | 20th May 2011
In what we're calling a probably-fairly-regular-unless-we-forget feature, but concerned onlookers are calling "a series of bitter and unwarranted personal attacks",
takes a look at what Ashton Kutcher's been up to of late. This week: it's CASHton Kutcher.
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Hugh and a Half Men?
TV News | Ed Williamson | 13th May 2011
Ha! I bet no one else came up with that headline to report the news that Hugh Grant is in talks to take over from Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men! (*conducts Google search*) Oh. Oh, right.
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