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Eli Roth wants to clown around with the creators of Clown

Movie News | Chris | 18th November 2010

Chalk up another entry in the suddenly burgeoning "fake trailer becomes real movie" sub-genre.

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You wouldn't download an assclown: A rant on why cinemas are dying

Movie Feature | Andy | 14th March 2010

Pity Hollywood. For they are losing money hand over fist because of dirty internet pirates. Pity John Travolta and his private jet fleet; pity George Clooney unable to heat his Italian lakeside mansion; Pity Tom Cruise for... well, being Tom Cruise. But pity these poor studios and stars, living on the breadline and having to sacrifice so much in their struggle to survive.

Or, to look at it a different way: fuck these cosseted prima-donnas and their multi-million dollar lifestyles.

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