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Movie Feature | Ali | 24th August 2011

Revealed: the first in our series exposing the movie characters who can't resist a quick five-knuckle shuffle on the job.

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EXCLUSIVE: Conan The Barbarian sequel cover page leaked

Movie News | Luke | 13th August 2011

Following this week's somewhat surprising news that Conan The Barbarian star Jason Momoa has personally submitted a screenplay for the sequel, we can exclusively bring you a leaked photo of the cover page. Is this the actual script? And what's the title? You're gonna have to click the jump to find out.

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Trailer: Count the Conan clichÃ©s

Movie Trailer | Ali | 5th May 2011

Gawp at the new Conan trailer this-wards and count ye olden day action clichÃ©s.

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Trailer: Conan has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Movie Trailer | Ali | 12th March 2011

After being betrayed by his arch-enemy, King Leno, Conan returns to the big screen... but it seems his attitude towards women is still more 'Andy Gray' than 'Jamie Redknapp'.

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Famous movie masturbators #1

EXCLUSIVE: Conan The Barbarian sequel cover page leaked

Trailer: Count the Conan clichÃ©s

Trailer: Conan has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Review: Jackass Forever is a healing balm for our bee-stung ballsack world

Movie Review

Review: Black Widow adds shades of grey to the most interesting Avenger

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Review: I'm Thinking Of Ending Things is Kaufman at his most alienating

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