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War Dogs

Movie Review | Matt Looker | 26th August 2016

As I was leaving my work office to come to the screening of this film, I happened to tell a colleague where I was going. His response was: "Oh cool! I saw a trailer for War Dogs. It looks like The Hangover meets Lord Of War". He's not wrong, but it's the kind of reference point used far too much these days and is so simplistic as to become meaningless. He might as well have said "Oh cool! War Dogs looks like Todd Phillips meets gun-running". Or "It looks like funny stuff meets serious dangerous stuff". "Oh cool! I saw a trailer for War Dogs. It looks like Jonah Hill meets Miles Teller". Yes. Yes, he does.

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Ralph Fiennes kissed by cute dog

Movie News | Neil Alcock | 20th November 2013

With apologies to the hard-working people who put together the poster for The Invisible Woman, unaware that film bloggers are always fishing for a crap visual gag.

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How is Eric Roberts not in this?

Movie Feature | Ali | 2nd June 2013

Well, I'm assuming Eric Roberts isn't in it. Pop Star Puppy is a concept so ahead of its time, even IMDb hasn't caught up.

Edit: Eric Roberts has offered his official stamp of approval.

#Puppies #Hilarious #Insults I know I'm not supposed to, but I love this TheShiznit.co.uk shar.es/wuSZA via @sharethis
— Eric Roberts (@EricRoberts) June 3, 2013

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I saw this and can't unsee it and so now I'm showing it to you

Movie Trailer | Ali | 9th September 2012

You don't even want to know the chain of events that led to me finding out about the existence of a film called Porndogs. I'm so sorry. (IMDB).

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Oh alright here's that Star Wars Empire Theme barking dog video

Movie News | Luke | 19th January 2012

I wonder how hard they had to hit them? The people who autotuned and composited this advert together I mean.

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Rape! Now I've got your attention, here's the Straw Dogs trailer

Movie Trailer | Ali | 14th May 2011

There's still life in the home invasion genre yet, and by 'life', I do of course mean 'death caused by cinematic, gruesome violence'. Yay!

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Angelina Jolie to play Marilyn Monroe in her terrier's biopic

Movie News | Ali | 16th August 2010

Angelina Jolie will play history's sexiest dead chick Marilyn Monroe in a movie biopic, shot from the perspective of her dog. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS.

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Marley & Me

Movie Review | Ali | 11th March 2009

Rather like how Jennifer Aniston 'comedy' The Break-Up wasn't actually a comedy at all, the former Friend is heading up another fake-out - sold as a warm and bright shaggy rom-com, Marley & Me is actually a thoroughly depressing drama following man, woman and hound as they grow old together. Cat people likely won't give two smal...

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Top 20 Movie Underdogs

Movie Feature | Chris | 3rd April 2008

Modern cinema just wouldn't be the same without its underdogs: because everyone just loves watching chump become champ. You know the type: the no-hopers who shock the pros, the Davids who bring down the Goliaths, the rank outsiders who come from nowhere to beat the odds and shit all over the bookies. Underdogs come from all walk...

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