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The Circle
Movie Review | Ed Williamson | 4th July 2017
The tech-firm thriller seems to have supplanted the gangster movie as the modern-day American Dream story. Exploit free markets with entrepreneurial spirit, cut a few corners, hubris, rise and fall, regret, redemption. By now I thought we were past the point of techno-cautionary tales which ask whether the internet is a good or a bad thing, largely because the @dog_rates Twitter account has proved beyond all doubt that it is the former, and yet here we are.
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Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?
Movie News | Ali | 25th July 2012
To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.
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New Harry Potter banners are great for my search rankings
Movie News | Ali | 7th October 2010
Yeah, I went there. Here are seven brand new character banners for Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part One, which stars EMMA WATSON who is quite SEXY and definitely not NAKED. Also, UPSKIRT.
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Harry Potter And The Wicked Cool Trailer
Movie Trailer | Chris | 23rd September 2010
This awesome trailer gave me a Hagrid-sized boner. Or maybe it was just catching a glimpse of barely legal Emma Watson in that red dress.
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