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Trailer trend: Here comes the BWWWOOOooommm

Movie Feature | Ali | 11th April 2012

Remember the Inception horn - that ubiquitous BRAHHHHMMM honking noise that popped up in every trailer last year? Well, now it has been replaced... by the BWWWOOOooommm. All will become clear.

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Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist

Movie Review | Rob | 21st April 2011

Fast Five? Fast & Furious 5? 5ast 5ive? Fa5t & Fiveriou5? Whatever the hell you decide to call it, this macho, manly franchise shows no signs of pulling into the slow lane. Grrrr!

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5 things we learned from the new Fast Five poster

Movie Feature | Ben | 20th March 2011

If you've seen all of the previous Fast and Furious movies like we have (twice), you probably think you know all there is to know about the series. Well, come on it and prepare to be blown away by what the new poster tells us about the latest instalment.

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An illustrated guide to the new Fast Five trailer

Movie Trailer | Ali | 8th March 2011

FUCKING CARS DRIVING REALLY FUCKING FAST? SHIT YEAH, LET'S GO DO DONUTS IN THE BURGER KING CAR PARK AND INTIMIDATE THE GUY IN THE RENAULT MEGANE!

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Trailer trend: Here comes the BWWWOOOooommm

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