Fifty Shades Of Grey

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It it just me, or have they spelled 'Grey' wrong?

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 3rd March 2016

I mean, obviously I know that 'gray' is the US spelling of the colour, but 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' and 'Christian Grey' are both definitely spelled with an 'e', so there's no double meaning here. All this tagline says is "Black is darker than gray". Thanks for that.

Why yes, you're right - this probably is the most pedantic post we have published.

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11 films in 2015 I didn't bother reviewing when I should have

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 22nd December 2015

As we approach the end of the year, itâ€™s time to do some housekeeping.

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A precise critique of Fifty Shades Of Grey, by Joe McElderry

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 17th February 2015

If only he was asked for his opinion of Inherent Vice.

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101 sexual special moves that don't appear in Fifty Shades Of Grey

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 12th February 2015

This week sees the release of erotic adaptation Fifty Shades Of Grey, a movie which promised to bust wide open the sexual taboos of the modern repressed cinemagoer. Instead, it features a few boobs, about three ass cheeks and some light whipping. Whoop-de-doo.

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The Super Bowl ad gifs no one wanted (and when to use them)

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 3rd February 2015

The Shiznit: Colouring in the 'Movies vs. Social Media' venn diagram intersection with a blunt crayon since 2011. Ish.

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Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?

Movie News | Ali | 25th July 2012

To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.

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