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Nine reasons G.I. Joe: Retaliation was delayed for nine months

Movie Feature | Ali | 24th May 2012

Paramount have pushed back G.I. Joe: Retaliation to March 2013 just five weeks before its US release, allegedly so they can post-convert it to 3D. Join me in stroking my itchy chin, after the jump.

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GI Joe: Retaliation theatrical trailer: wait for it... waaait for iiit...

Movie Trailer | Ali | 24th April 2012

Okay, 2.17 if you really can't wait for it. [Context].

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A guide to the emotional palette of G.I. Joe 2

Movie Feature | Luke | 15th December 2011

We analyse the trailer and go behind the explosions, to bring you this guide to the many faces you'll be seeing - and maybe even pulling yourself - during the emotional rollercoaster that is G.I. Joe 2.

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Everything is fine now: Stephen Sommers back for GI Joe 2

Movie News | Ali | 4th August 2010

Relax, everyone. As you were. News just came in over the wire that GI Joe 2 is in good hands. Woo! Good work, everybody! Great job tonight! Go home to your families and make love to your significant others!

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The 9 most retarded things about G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

Movie Feature | Ali | 9th August 2009

It takes a certain type of movie to actually insult the intelligence of people who enjoyed a Michael Bay movie, but G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is that movie.

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G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

Movie Review | Matt | 26th July 2009

So here we have the next in line for the Hasbro toy-to-movie treatment, following on from the Transformers films and then probably exhausting all other brands until we get a live-action trilogy of My Little Pony Vs Hungry Hungry Hippos. Like the Transformers movies, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra is pitched as a fun, action-packed,...

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